What talent do you wish you had?

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When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I inherited an antique piano from a distant relative. It's a beautiful upright with some ornate carving and has actual ivory on it's keys.

My parents granted me piano lessons when I was around 7 or 8. I was so excited about them! My grandmother was a piano player and I wanted to sound just as good as her when I learned to play.

It wasn't meant to be. I took piano lessons for over 2 years, but never progressed much beyond beginner status, even though I tried. I can't read music at all, and my fingers are big, clumsy and weak.

I'd love to have musical talent, but it's just not in me.
 
In Marvel's New Mutants comic there once was a character called Cypher, whose mutant ability was learning any language in a very short time. I'd like that talent, fuck the laser-beam eyes and shit!

I'd also like the talent of Robert Heinlein's character Andy Libby, described as "an intuitive knowledge of mathematical relationships" -- like Rain Man's only better, and not hampered by autism.
 
In Marvel's New Mutants comic there once was a character called Cypher, whose mutant ability was learning any language in a very short time. I'd like that talent, fuck the laser-beam eyes and shit!

I'd also like the talent of Robert Heinlein's character Andy Libby, described as "an intuitive knowledge of mathematical relationships" -- like Rain Man's only better, and not hampered by autism.

You just reminded me of how I failed 7th grade Spanish class. Thanks.
 
One of life's tough lessons is the awareness that if you aint already doing it, it aint gonna never happen.

The very few things I have any talent for I was doing when I was a small child: drawing, reading, music, gardening, and assessing people.

I suppose I want an obsession for one of my small talents. I can do any of them half-assed without trying, and that's where it stops. I'm satisfied with half-assed.
 
i posses some very limited amount of music, visual art and culinary talent. but the fact that i diversify well between these affinities, kinda makes me proud! because i do it out of genuine love. i'm happy to be the half-assed anything that i really am.
 
1. To hit a major league slider over the centerfield fence in Yankee Stadium.
2. To write like E.B. White.
3. To play guitar like Mark Knopfler.

I know, I'm greedy.
 
I'd rather not do something at all, rather than doing it half-assed.

Okay, I this statement back but only for practical reasons.

For example, I am not a good cook. I am very inconsistent with cooking, what I serve you might be delicious one time and lousy the next. However, it's not like I can just stop cooking altogether. Gratefully, my sons do most of our cooking, but I do have to chip in on occasion.
 
I wish I could crochet better.
I wish I could knit.
I wish I could play guitar.
 
I would love to be brilliant at playing an instrument I love. I tried as a child and was crap.

Still, lots of things I am good at ;)
 
ice skating
wait no... to play baseball and crack that bat like Babe Ruth.
 
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I'm a pretty talented musician and producer and engineer. I've spent my life (both personally and professionally) doing it. There are times when I wish I could just have the skill to work a "normal job" with set hours and benefits.
 
I'd like to have a knack for languages in the next go round.
 
I'm a pretty talented musician and producer and engineer. I've spent my life (both personally and professionally) doing it. There are times when I wish I could just have the skill to work a "normal job" with set hours and benefits.

I used to work in radio as a dj, but was far better at voice over work and production. the pay was lousy and I had little or no benefits, but I loved my job.

I now work at a "normal" job with decent enough pay and pretty damn good benefits. However, I have to force myself to get out of bed and drive to that wretched place that I hate with every fiber of my being, every morning, 5 days a week for the rest of my life.
 
Given the nature of this board, it is surprising that nobody is yet wishing for a special talent for sex.

Or not so surprising. Wishing for it would imply you don't already have it. ;)
 
I wish that I could sing. My mother has a very good singing voice, but that talent was not passed on to me.
 
Given the nature of this board, it is surprising that nobody is yet wishing for a special talent for sex.
My sex skills are god level already.

I do wish I could play the piano thouigh.
 
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