What should qualify you for Sainthood?

[Guest]

Here is your chance to state the reasons why you should be canonised.
Is it because you put up with people you otherwise would slaughter?

Is it because you're a mom and you cleaned vomit out of the sink more times than you would care to admit?

Is it because you are a philanthropist and have cared for people you don't even know?

Don't be shy. Tell us your virtues, even if you have to make them up. I'm listening.

 

[Guest]

But I AM a Saint.

St Martin. The Only saint to carry a sword. Which I used to cut my cloak in half to clothe a freezing begger in the streets.

 

[CharleyH]

How apropos! It is similar to what I will post soon. However, I am least catholic and even less worthy. I do what I do, and the chosen few know.

Now, if you are talking sex? DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! ERECT a satue

 

[Guest]

How apropos! It is similar to what I will post soon. However, I am least catholic and even less worthy. I do what I do, and the chosen few know.

Now, if you are talking sex? DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! ERECT a satue

YOU GO GIRLIE!
now, where could we put it and what pose shall we have?

 

[cloudy]

I should be canonized for putting up with the shit I have for the last 10 years, and for dealing with an extended family that gives new meaning to the word "dysfunctional" - including one sister who not only converted to Mormonism, but now has 14 children.

 

[Goldie Munro]

I have no saintly qualities - Oh M God - I am going to HELLL...pray for me?

 

[shereads]

Here is your chance to state the reasons why you should be canonised.
Is it because you put up with people you otherwise would slaughter?

Is it because you're a mom and you cleaned vomit out of the sink more times than you would care to admit?

Is it because you are a philanthropist and have cared for people you don't even know?

Don't be shy. Tell us your virtues, even if you have to make them up. I'm listening.

Why would I want to be impaled and crucified upside-down and gutted and beheaded and slapped around? Isn't that what happens to saints before it's made official? Enduring the 2004 election wasn't enough?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: What should qualify you for Sainthood?

Why would I want to be impaled and crucified upside-down and gutted and beheaded and slapped around? Isn't that what happens to saints before it's made official? Enduring the 2004 election wasn't enough?

perhaps, but here on the AH, we'll make sure you have lots of sex before hand. Sorry, but enduring the '04 election does not qualify you...
NEXT!

 

[shereads]

I should be canonized for putting up with the shit I have for the last 10 years,

And canonized. I forgot about the canonizing.

Cloudy, I thought I had guilt issues. But at least I'm not volunteering to be fired out of a canon.

 

[Guest]

I should be canonized for putting up with the shit I have for the last 10 years, and for dealing with an extended family that gives new meaning to the word "dysfunctional" - including one sister who not only converted to Mormonism, but now has 14 children.

Done!
you and now dubbed, Saint Cloudster, sumptous squaw of the dysfunctionally afflicted.

 

[Guest]

I have no saintly qualities - Oh M God - I am going to HELLL...pray for me?

L_C has assured me i can have a condo on the lake of lava. i have more than enough room...
"Will the next contestant, COME ON DOWN?!"

 

[moonlight elf]

Here is your chance to state the reasons why you should be canonised.
Is it because you put up with people you otherwise would slaughter?

Is it because you're a mom and you cleaned vomit out of the sink more times than you would care to admit?

Is it because you are a philanthropist and have cared for people you don't even know?

Don't be shy. Tell us your virtues, even if you have to make them up. I'm listening.

I'm a Vulcan Moon Elf(according to the alpaca). Do Elves qualify for saint hood ?

 

[Goldie Munro]

L_C has assured me i can have a condo on the lake of lava. i have more than enough room...
"Will the next contestant, COME ON DOWN?!"

A cabin will do...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: What should qualify you for Sainthood?

I'm a Vulcan Moon Elf(according to the alpaca). Do Elves qualify for saint hood ?

why not? but there has to be a reason why... so, do tell.

 

[cloudy]

Done!
you and now dubbed, Saint Cloudster, sumptous squaw of the dysfunctionally afflicted.

Ooh! That's going in my sig!

 

[neonlyte]

I helped make and bake 15000 rolls that were distributed to the needy in a Lisbon square over 4 days leading up to Christmas.

I don't want to be canonised but I would like my camera returning that one of the needy decided to 'lift'.

 

[CharleyH]

YOU GO GIRLIE!
now, where could we put it and what pose shall we have?

Well . . .hm, pose could be like a snake tongue wrapping around her thigh and moving into her pussy. Where? Well, NOT in red states

 

[Guest]

Ooh! That's going in my sig!

YEHAW!

I helped make and bake 15000 rolls that were distributed to the needy in a Lisbon square over 4 days leading up to Christmas.

I don't want to be canonised but I would like my camera returning that one of the needy decided to 'lift'.

we'll have to put out some helpwanteds with the saint of things lost... which one is that anyway?
you done good sweetie

Well . . .hm, pose could be like a snake tongue wrapping around her thigh and moving into her pussy. Where? Well, NOT in red states

Done! you are now dubbed Saint Charley, matron saint of fornication.

 

[moonlight elf]

Re: Re: Re: What should qualify you for Sainthood?

why not? but there has to be a reason why... so, do tell.

I give out hugs and pets to everyone

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What should qualify you for Sainthood?

I give out hugs and pets to everyone

Done!
you are hereby dubbed:
Moonlight elf, Saint of self-renunciation and all that is cute-sy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My staggering, amazing, and altogether saintly humility? It's hard when you're a wonderful as I am.

Shanglan

 

[Goldie Munro]

My staggering, amazing, and altogether saintly humility? It's hard when you're a wonderful as I am.

Shanglan

Neighhhhh!

 

[Guest]

My staggering, amazing, and altogether saintly humility? It's hard when you're a wonderful as I am.

Shanglan

Done!

Shanglan, i dub thee, Patron Saint of all things Arrogant and Pompous

afterall, its just Pomp and Arrogance

 

[LadyJeanne]

I write porn snippets upon request for my honey, to tide him over since we're long distance. Does that qualify?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sainthood's not for me. I get off on unsaintly behavior. However, I think I could go for something like knight-hood.

Always at the ready to aid any damsel in distress (or undress). Famous for my sword (read - toy) wielding expertise. Loyal to a fault. Damn good looking in chain mail. All about honor. Good to the last drop. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. Like a rock, etc.

~lucky