what should I do?

[spankme7]

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[Lord DragonsWing]

What Should I Do?
Allright I figured I'd ask this and keep it posted this time. My hot female cousin who is about six years older than me and is married and I have lusted after her for probably since I started noticing the opposite sex. My chances to bang her are becoming few and far between. All I want is one shot with her. I've concocted a plan that I hope if virtually perfect. My plan is to blackmail her into having "consentual" sex with me. I'd lure her into my room and tell her that she has to have sex with me or else I'll tell my parents and her's and quite possibly the cops about how her younger brother who is older than me, sexually abused my brother and I when we were younger. Thus explaining to her that she wouldn't want that to happen to him as far as getting in a shit load of trouble and it works as almost a double blackmail. It all works in theory because that would mean that she'd have to do as I say, thus I'm blackmailing her because if she didn't do it he'd get in trouble and I'm blackmailing him because he'd be in a shitload of trouble except instead of getting money from him or whatever else, I'd be getting to fuck his hot sister. So in the end everybody's satisfied and no-one else knows about anything, it's a one shot deal and then it's done, no strings attached.

I know that it's probably wrong given that she's my cousin and is married. However, it is a one shot deal with no strings attached and there is a quasi-justification because of what my male cousin did to my younger brother and I.

I've been torn with what the consequences of this could mean, then again this is a one time thing and I hate to make exaggerations and such but she has that in between look of a Britney Spears meets Jennifer Love Hewitt. This is the best "plan and strategy" that I've come up with, does anyone out there thing that this could work? And or how could I better improve this plan to work so that everything runs smoothly and nothing is fowled up? Sure I think about her feelings and that's why I haven't out and out raped her or resorted to anything like that, however this seems like the most "rational and consentual way" do convince her along with her not telling about anything to anybody.

Well lemme know what you all think, feedback is needed and welcomed.

P.S. Would You Bang My Cousin If You Got The Chance? Yes or No? http://www.manorhouse1.com/vs689_copy.jpg http://www.manorhouse1.com/vs688_copy.jpg

Sounds like a good short story.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

The fuck?

Okay, my advice is that you conquer Spain and then write a tell-all book about how great a lover Woodrow Wilson was. I know this is worthless advice, but it sounds a lot better than saying, "Incestual rape through blackmail, are you a moralless fuckwit?!?" which I shall always deny having said.

EDITED TO ADD: Mostly tongue-in-cheek. Don't get too offended.

 

[Guest]

Spank, if you're serious, you need professional help. If not, you're a troll.

Perdita

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Aww, come on you guys, give him a break!

Spank, that sounds like such a great idea!

You know, I was thinking. Maybe you could set up a video camera so you can watch in slow motion over and over how your spit flies out from the corner of your mouth as she punches you in the face.

Or, perhaps she falls for your plan and fucks you. Dare I say, the chances of that happening are as likely as William Hung becoming the next American Idol.

That aside, make sure you have a mini cam or something for when her husband finds out. Could make a great documentary of 'What not to do to get a lay'.

Just a thought.

If she calls your bluff, and you do make your rash accusations, I hope you've been saving your pennies. Legal and court costs aren't cheap. Oh, and yes, they can prove you're lying.

All they need do is ask your mother one question when it comes to child molestation. 'Did he wet the bed as a child?'

Lie uncovered.

But, please! Set up the video camera. It'd probably make funny home videos.

 

[boxofrocks]

Re: go yankees

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[Marsipanne]

blackmailing someone in order to have sex in them ought to exist purely in fantasy, not in real life. That is akin to rape, which is a CRIME.

Don't do it, unless you want to word 'rapist' hanging over your body the rest of your life.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This is a joke, right?

 

[Guest]

This is a joke, right?

It's fucking sick if it is.

If it's not, shit, that's even worse.



Seek a different kind of advice, spankme7, from professionals. They might be slightly more compassionate.

Lou

 

[R. Richard]

spankme7:
Your post makes me want to call you a crude mofo. However, since I do not believe in calling people crude mofos, I will not call you a crude mofo.

R. Richard