what shal we do tonight?

[open-minded18]

Hey everyone, me any my girlfriend have just got home from a night out, were going to have a lot of sex tonight and we would love some ideas or tips or anything we could do or try, we're both really horny, looking forward to hearing from you as soon as you can.

love, open-minded18 x x x

 

[Shagadelic69]

Tonight? You need to get off the damn computer and pay attention to your girl!

 

[fgarvb1]

LOL!

Heh! Nailed that one!

If I can figure out how to pry mine away from Nascar tonight I'm going in for some too.

 

[JRaven]

fgarvb1...

Tell him you're rooting for Mark Martin, because you could use a stiff one right now.

(Mark Martin is sponsored by Pfizer/Viagra, drives #6. Grey haired crew cut, a bit on the short side, about 50ish but still built nicely. Has a rugged look that I like.)

 

[fgarvb1]

Re: fgarvb1...

Tell him you're rooting for Mark Martin, because you could use a stiff one right now.

(Mark Martin is sponsored by Pfizer/Viagra, drives #6. Grey haired crew cut, a bit on the short side, about 50ish but still built nicely. Has a rugged look that I like.)

Jraven.

I must inform you that you missed the mark by a few miles.

I'm about a straight as a male can get and my wife is damned sure all woman.

However, I will translate your advise to the proper gender and see what happens.

Now she is watching that damn Nascar 360 show.

Until that is over it is like trying to still a bone from my puppy dog.

Beware the teeth!

P.S. Take a close look at my AV, That is me.

 

[JRaven]

My stupidity...

My husband is into the NASCAR. I just assumed...
A thousand apologies. I should have been more attentative.
I guess instead, you could root for Martin to lose, claiming it's been so long that you haven't been able to get it down!

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Hey everyone, me any my girlfriend have just got home from a night out, were going to have a lot of sex tonight and we would love some ideas or tips or anything we could do or try, we're both really horny, looking forward to hearing from you as soon as you can.

love, open-minded18 x x x

Sounds like another newbie looking for jerk-off material to me.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Surprise her. Draw her a bubblebath (nooo, not Mr. Bubble but the nice fragrant stuff!), light some candles. Buy some fresh fruit to feed her while she soaks, maybe dipped in Redi-Whip. Maybe get in behind her and massage her. Take her to the bed and rub baby oil all over her body and massage every inch of her. Nip at her every now and then to make sure she doesn't fall asleep. Then after she's completely satisfied and is thinking...."Now just what does he want?", let her take over.

 

[shelleb4]

grab a pack of post-it notes, on each one put a sexual activity, anything and everything you ever want to have. Stick them all around the candle lit room and tell her she cant go to sleep till youve both done your best to of completed them!

 

[lovechild27]

throw cold cuts on her ass and then slap some mayo on and lick em off


that gets me all the time

 

[JRaven]

If he tried that...

...with me, I'd fuck myself with a hotdog then shove it up his ass!

throw cold cuts on her ass and then slap some mayo on and lick em off


that gets me all the time