What religion best fits your beliefs? Take the quiz...

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Answer twenty questions and it evaluates your compatibility with 27 religions

http://selectsmart.com/RELIGION/



1. Taoism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (94%)
3. Hinduism (91%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (87%)
6. Liberal Quakers (82%)
7. Scientology (79%)
8. Neo-Pagan (79%)
9. New Thought (76%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
11. New Age (73%)
12. Jainism (66%)
13. Secular Humanism (63%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
15. Nontheist (40%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
17. Sikhism (40%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (38%)
19. Reform Judaism (29%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (9%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (7%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (7%)
24. Islam (7%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (7%)
26. Roman Catholic (7%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (3%)
 
These were my top three.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (96%)
3. Secular Humanism (94%)


Jehovah's Witness was at the bottom of the list.
 
Your Results:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
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2. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (96%)
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3. New Thought (96%)
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4. Scientology (88%)
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5. New Age (77%)
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6. Neo-Pagan (76%)
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7. Hinduism (75%)
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8. Liberal Quakers (72%)
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9. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
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10. Secular Humanism (63%)
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11. Reform Judaism (52%)
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12. Mahayana Buddhism (51%)
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13. Taoism (50%)
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So, out of curiosity, I took the quiz again and answered all the questions as if I were a crazy, intolerant asshole of a person.

The top ten results. . .


1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (95%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (82%)
5. Islam (75%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (72%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (72%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (68%)
9. Hinduism (64%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (62%)
 
Your Results:
1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (88%)
3. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
4. Jehovah's Witness (82%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (78%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (74%)
7. Roman Catholic (74%)
8. Bahai (71%)
9. Sikhism (69%)
10. Islam (67%)
 
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
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2. Bahai (90%)
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3. Sikhism (87%)
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4. Liberal Quakers (84%)
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5. Orthodox Judaism (84%)
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6. Islam (80%)
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7. Unitarian Universalism (75%)
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8. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
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9. Orthodox Quaker (64%)
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10. Jainism (61%)
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11. Neo-Pagan (57%)
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12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
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13. New Age (53%)
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14. Secular Humanism (50%)
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15. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
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16. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (46%)
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17. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
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18. Hinduism (43%)
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19. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
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20. Eastern Orthodox (40%)
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21. Roman Catholic (40%)
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22. Seventh Day Adventist (40%)
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23. New Thought (38%)
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24. Scientology (38%)
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25. Taoism (37%)
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26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
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27. Non-theist (32%)
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1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (93%)
3. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
5. Jainism (89%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (88%)
7. Liberal Quakers (86%)
8. Bahai (77%)
9. Sikhism (77%)
10. Hinduism (77%)
11. New Age (77%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (66%)
13. Reform Judaism (62%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%)
15. New Thought (60%)
16. Taoism (59%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (57%)
18. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (56%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (50%)
21. Secular Humanism (50%)
22. Islam (48%)
23. Scientology (44%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
26. Roman Catholic (37%)
27. Non-theist (32%)
 
Apparently I'm an orthodox Quaker. Interesting.
I'm totally unfamiliar with Quakers so unless I'm supposed to sell oatmeal I have no idea what it's about.
 
1. New Thought (100%)
2. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (98%)
3. Scientology (94%)
4. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Neo-Pagan (81%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (77%)
8. Liberal Quakers (73%)
9. Reform Judaism (73%)
10. New Age (70%)
11. Hinduism (66%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
13. Taoism (62%)
14. Islam (62%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (62%)
17. Sikhism (59%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
19. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (56%)
20. Bahai (50%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (50%)
22. Roman Catholic (50%)
23. Secular Humanism (46%)
24. Non-theist (36%)
25. Jainism (31%)
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26. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
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27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
 
KRCummings said:
Apparently I'm an orthodox Quaker. Interesting.
I'm totally unfamiliar with Quakers so unless I'm supposed to sell oatmeal I have no idea what it's about.

That's funny. I don't care what anybody says. What the hell is a Quaker anyway?
 
KRCummings said:
Apparently I'm an orthodox Quaker. Interesting.
I'm totally unfamiliar with Quakers so unless I'm supposed to sell oatmeal I have no idea what it's about.

I don't know what Unitarian Universalism is. I looked it up since I scored 100% on it. Sounds like some New Age B.S.

I don't think this quiz is all that in-depth.
 
medjay said:
I don't know what Unitarian Universalism is. I looked it up since I scored 100% on it. Sounds like some New Age B.S.

I don't think this quiz is all that in-depth.
With all those religions there are just too many variables to say which one a person fits into with just 20 questions.
None of it matters anyway. It makes no difference what any one of us believes, there is only one truth and we have no say in it. We'll all find out what it is soon enough.
 
i am so not a unitarian or reform jew.

methinks their algorithm is not the slickest.
 
My top ten. Maybe I should look into that Liberal Quaker thing. Quakers are pretty spiritual folks by all accounts. I'm not sure what makes the liberal ones liberal, though. Heck, now that I look at it, I've got both Liberal AND Orthodox Quakers on my list. I'm quaking already.

For some reason, Neo-Pagan sounds fun.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (95%)
4. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
6. New Age (83%)
7. Reform Judaism (81%)
8. Hinduism (75%)
9. Jainism (75%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (71%)
 
Hester said:
i am so not a unitarian or reform jew.

methinks their algorithm is not the slickest.

Unitarian was at the top of my list. Said I was 100% compatible. If I had any faith in the accuracy of this silly quiz, I'd look into why. As it is, I don't really care enough for anything other than a brief wonder about the meaning it all.

I feel a Mahayana Buddhist chant rising.
 
Your Results:

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Islam (87%)
5. Sikhism (86%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
7. Bahai (79%)
8. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
 
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. Sikhism (94%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)

4. New Age (89%

5. Jainism (87%)

6. Reform Judaism (87%)

7. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)

8. Bahai (83%)

9. Hinduism (83%)

10. Liberal Quakers (76%)

11. Theravada Buddhism (74%)

12. Orthodox Judaism (73%)

13. New Thought (66%)

14. Islam (61%)

15. Scientology (56%)



27. Roman Catholic (16%)
 
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1. Mainline - Conservative Christian Protestant (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (90%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (90%)
4. Roman Catholic (90%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (90%)
6. Mainline - Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
8. Islam (59%)
9. Bahai (57%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
11. Liberal Quakers (50%)
12. Hinduism (50%)
13. Unitarian Universalism (47%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (45%)
15. Sikhism (44%)
16. Jainism (44%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
18. Reform Judaism (36%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (34%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
21. Neo-Pagan (25%)
22. Non-theist (24%)
23. Secular Humanism (23%)
24. New Age (22%)
25. Scientology (22%)
26. Taoism (20%)
27. New Thought (17%)
 
sigh said:
Unitarian was at the top of my list. Said I was 100% compatible. If I had any faith in the accuracy of this silly quiz, I'd look into why. As it is, I don't really care enough for anything other than a brief wonder about the meaning it all.

I feel a Mahayana Buddhist chant rising.

According to Wiki, Unitarian Universalism is some kind of religious bouillabaisse where everybody is welcome. As far as this quiz is concerned, I'm sure it's just a dumping ground for people whose results didn't fit anywhere else.
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (88%)
5. Bahai (86%)

I have no idea what Unitarian Universalism is.
 
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (99%)

3. Theravada Buddhism (98%)

4. Liberal Quakers (88%)




I say that all of us Universal Unitarians start a cult.
 
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