What planet are you from mate?

[MADDOG]

OK, I thought this shit only happened in New York, but I live in Perth. Not even Sydney - Perth. Trust me, it's pretty normal.

Yesterday, I was at the DMV with a mate while he payed the Rego on his boat trailor, but it was taking ages so I waited in the car outside so that I could listen to the radio and also make sure we didn't get a ticket.

Anyway, after a while I was all hot, so I went inside to cool off, and saw the biggest freak I think I have ever layed eyes on. You know those Pasty white faced people who roam the street on occasion? With the Studded Dog collars and the black lippy and rings through every part of their body? (No offence to anyone here that fits that description ). Well this guy made them look quite plain.

First up, the guy himself was rather normal looking - about 40, with a thick brown beard. The thing was, he was wearing a Denim Dress that looked like something you'd find in Ahmish country or the Wizard of Oz or something. Plus, a pointy witches hat. Um...

So I go outside and have a bit of a laugh, and he comes out. So I watch him. He gets on this mini Penny Farthing bike (No shit) with Wicker baskets attached to the side! I wish I knew what the fuck he was doing at the DMV?! Anyway he rides off at about half a mile and hour, and in one of the baskets he has a radio or something playing this really fucked up classical Music - but not Vivaldi or anything, This was like weirdo classical - really dark.

I was pissing myself! About 20 minutes later my mate comes out and we drive off, and somehow run into him at the lights as he comes across this bridge. He's riding in the middle of the road with a line of cars backed up by about a mile, and he's seriously doing about 2 miles per hour. I saw his face, and he was just on another planet - no expression at all.

Just thought I'd share. I've seen some freaks, but this guy takes the cake. Anyone out there seen anything fucked up worth sharing?

MADDOG

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes, just this morning as a matter of fact. On the amateur pic board.

Originally posted by Assfire
TEH MANY LOEVELY WOMMEN OF AFGHANTISATN:

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AHHH TEH BEUATRTY ABOUNDS, AND FAR MOER TASTEFUL THAN YOUR NUDE HUSSEYS

COVER THEM UP! YOUR STENCH OF CURROPTION WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

You can't get much more freaky than that.

 

[Alyrahh]

Oh Maddoggie, if only you had my job!

Just last night, as a matter of fact. There were three people worthy of describing in this thread at my show.

First, there was a guy straight outta hicksville. He came in wearing denim overalls, and nothing else. No socks and shoes, no shirt under the overalls, NOTHING! (does that make them overnothings?) Plus, he had summer teeth (summer there, summer not). I'm not sure how he made it past the doorman, but as soon as I saw him I signaled to the bouncer, since no one is allowed inside the establishment without a shirt and shoes.

Then, there was a guy, sitting front stage, wearing one of those retro tube tops, and platform heels. But, he also had a full bushy beard, hairy chest, and was wearing a pair of those dark blue pants like the gas station attendants wear. He seemed harmless enough though. LOL

But, the one who took the cake was a woman who had the most beautiful evening gown on.. absolutely stunning dress. Her hair was purple on one side and as green as can be on the other side. Her accessories for the beautiful dress? A petrified frog on a chain around her neck and big clunky work boots on her feet. I liked her though, she tipped me REALLY well, and blew me several kisses! hehe