What or Who do you think about when you masterbate?
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Have thought about Betty Page a few times...thanks for reminding me.
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LadyAria said:So, tell me...what do you think about when spanking the naughty little monkey?
Hi LadyAria.... I almost always think about my sweet, strong Sarah. I think about serving her. I fantasize about worshipping her. I jerk off thinking about her with other men. I think about licking her pussy clean after she is done getting fucked from a big cocked proper man.
This may sound very odd but sometimes I think about having her spread her ass checks for me so I can press my face into her and lick her ass for her. I get hard as a rock just thinking of pressing my face close to her. Her smell. Her ass makes me crazy.
I think about serving sarah. I think about worshipping her. I think about painting her toenails, rubbing her feet. Sometimes I just beg her and thank her. I can beg her and thank her for thirty minutes for the simplest things. This is one waywe can talk dirty. Begging and thanking can get pretty fucking hot.
Well..... now that my cock is hard I am going to wack off because sarah is out of town tonight.
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Thats why ya can never go wrong with, rub one off.JinXed said:
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I'll never criticize ya. I can't cuz I'm not as smart as everyone here. They just let me hang around cuz I'm goofy.LadyAria said:LOL, true, I guess my typos will bring out all the critics. I'm bored...it's late...next time I'll remember to use "rub one off"
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I have a variety of fantasies. Lately its been semi public sex. In a theater, in a park, on my sundeck, on a bus.
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A BUS??? You nasty thang.Lorelei_11 said:
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DevilishTexan said:
Yes, I can be naughty... then I need a spanking.
Its a fantasy, I doubt I would ever be able to pull it off. I hear there are toys that can be strapped on, quiet and then the guy would use the control.
Perhaps a greyhound, on a overnight redeye trip, when its dark and we have a blanket and.....
Or, skytrain here, in the middle of the night when we'd be the only ones on that part of the train.
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Yes, I had a typo. It's late and I'm tired...everyone makes mistakes.
Clearly you're not acquainted with the strangest children's book of the 19th century—Sammy Tubbs, the Boy Doctor, and Sponsie, the Troublesome Monkey (1874). Written by health crusader and mail-order magnate Dr. Edward Bliss Foote (1829-1906), it's the five-volume Manhattan saga. The fifth and final volume bears a curious inscription on its cover: A Book for Private Reading. Leaf through it, and you'll see why: It has line drawings of genitals, of Rand McNally road-map accuracy.
It's a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. Hence, the slang, "spanking the monkey was born". It refers to both sexes. I attached a jpeg of a book page. Please feel free to look it up...
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Never said:
ummm??? since when????... anyone who claims they do NOT masterbate...lies and does it badly
how ever..i know my boyfriend and i have done quite a few things that has been helpful for masterbatory reference material
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Lorelei_11 said:Yes, I can be naughty... then I need a spanking.
Its a fantasy, I doubt I would ever be able to pull it off. I hear there are toys that can be strapped on, quiet and then the guy would use the control.
Perhaps a greyhound, on a overnight redeye trip, when its dark and we have a blanket and.....
Or, skytrain here, in the middle of the night when we'd be the only ones on that part of the train.
Oh my, I have a train fantasy too. I went to college in Spain and travelled alot by train on weekends and holidays. I use to always have fantasies of having a fling with someone when I took overnight trips. Have a beautiful stranger crawl in with me for some good times...*sigh* never happened though.
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LadyAria:
"Yes, I had a typo. It's late and I'm tired...everyone makes mistakes."
That's what you tell yourself. Excuses, excuses. I can see you now, mowing down the tourist swarms on the strip in your H2, muttering, "Everyone makes mistakes."
"Clearly you're not acquainted with the strangest children's book of the 19th century—Sammy Tubbs, the Boy Doctor, and Sponsie, the Troublesome Monkey (1874). Written by health crusader and mail-order magnate Dr. Edward Bliss Foote (1829-1906), it's the five-volume Manhattan saga. The fifth and final volume bears a curious inscription on its cover: A Book for Private Reading. Leaf through it, and you'll see why: It has line drawings of genitals, of Rand McNally road-map accuracy.
It's a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. Hence, the slang, "spanking the monkey was born". It refers to both sexes. I attached a jpeg of a book page. Please feel free to look it up..."
Dr. Edward Bliss was male. As I said, "I've never met a woman..."
"Yes, I had a typo. It's late and I'm tired...everyone makes mistakes."
That's what you tell yourself. Excuses, excuses. I can see you now, mowing down the tourist swarms on the strip in your H2, muttering, "Everyone makes mistakes."
"Clearly you're not acquainted with the strangest children's book of the 19th century—Sammy Tubbs, the Boy Doctor, and Sponsie, the Troublesome Monkey (1874). Written by health crusader and mail-order magnate Dr. Edward Bliss Foote (1829-1906), it's the five-volume Manhattan saga. The fifth and final volume bears a curious inscription on its cover: A Book for Private Reading. Leaf through it, and you'll see why: It has line drawings of genitals, of Rand McNally road-map accuracy.
It's a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. Hence, the slang, "spanking the monkey was born". It refers to both sexes. I attached a jpeg of a book page. Please feel free to look it up...
"Dr. Edward Bliss was male. As I said, "I've never met a woman..."
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Late night train ride from Penn Sta. to New Haven, Ct. It was post basketball game, and the guys with me stayed to celebrate in the city. I was sitting in one of the rear coaches, alone, although the seats were more than 2/3 full. Accross the aisle were an attractive couple about my age. They were nuzzling and running hands over each other, making him and I both hard! I watche, somewhat obviously I guess, and probably enviously, He saw me, and smiled as he slipped a hand under her short skirt and whispered in her ear. She smiled, and spread those long gorgeous legs, pointing her feet my way. As she looked up, she slowly unzipped him as she smiled my way.
Well, she removed his hard tool, and I unzipped and worked mine free. I kept pace with her strokes, until she dipped her head, and then lost it! A few minutes later, he rose and signaled me to follow to the men's room. By the time we arrived, I was rock hard again from anticipation. As we talked softly, he casually rubbed my crotch, and offered to "take care of it". I replied "only if I have my turn too. When we arrived in New Haven, we were three close friends, and I saw them many times over the next couple of years.
In short....trains make me hot also!!!
Well, she removed his hard tool, and I unzipped and worked mine free. I kept pace with her strokes, until she dipped her head, and then lost it! A few minutes later, he rose and signaled me to follow to the men's room. By the time we arrived, I was rock hard again from anticipation. As we talked softly, he casually rubbed my crotch, and offered to "take care of it". I replied "only if I have my turn too. When we arrived in New Haven, we were three close friends, and I saw them many times over the next couple of years.
In short....trains make me hot also!!!
