What nationality are you in bed?

89% Italian.

Making love is a religious experience. Merely holding hands with your loved one can move you to tears, and you periodically set fire to your bed after sex as a sacrifice to the gods of love.

Yeah, baby. :cool:
 
90% Congolese. Wild and unpredictable.

*Throws shoe at cat*
 
90% Swedish in Bed.

You have no inhibitions in the bedroom! :eek:

For you the naked body is to be used as a medium of expression like painting or a sculpture. Indeed, if you had your way all underwear would be banned, even on old ladies in the winter.
 
90% Swedish in Bed.

You have no inhibitions in the bedroom! :eek:

For you the naked body is to be used as a medium of expression like painting or a sculpture. Indeed, if you had your way all underwear would be banned, even on old ladies in the winter.


body paints, erotic sculpture. Want to pose for me, baby? Sans undies?
 
77% French: A form of highbrow expression every bit as rich, complex, and meaningful as cinema, literature, or ballet.
 
Interesting. Glynndah and I are fated for one another. It must be my skills in the kitchen. I can make Coq au vin without their silly recipe.
 
Brazilian ... your bedroom powers are legendary. Your lovemaking technique is an extension of the samba; sensual, athletic, full of meaning and like the samba, it keeps going until daylight or until someone calls the police. Give yourself a pat on the back, but be careful, you're likely to give yourself an orgasm.

:cool:
 
If you've only done it once, go through the test again. They've got other questions that are hilarious. :D
 
Brazilian ... your bedroom powers are legendary. Your lovemaking technique is an extension of the samba; sensual, athletic, full of meaning and like the samba, it keeps going until daylight or until someone calls the police. Give yourself a pat on the back, but be careful, you're likely to give yourself an orgasm.

:cool:

No, I don't want you to be careful. Whether it is a pat on the back or some other action, you should give yourself an orgasm...
 
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