What men would say if they had PMS...

[enjoyingitall]

If they only knew how we feel...

 

[Sillyman]

If men got PMS, they would demand paid leave from work so they could lie in bed all day and cry. They would get it too.

 

[Monazwx]

Men would still make more money and bitch about the job, their boss, their co-workers, the workload, etc.

 

[Sillyman]

Men would still make more money and bitch about the job, their boss, their co-workers, the workload, etc.

Damn Straight too. Buncha wussies.

I don't want to call them pussies, because I like pussies.

 

[Wiggles]

I'm positive men get PMS. In one form or another.

Big pouty baby.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[StrawberryPez]

I'm positive men get PMS. In one form or another.

Big pouty baby.

I totally agree with that!! With having two brothers and a dad I have been through the once a month of them being bitchy.

 

[Sillyman]

We don't need a time of the month. We're bitchy all the time.

 

[Monazwx]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A confession!

This is very positive step, Sillyman.

 

[StrawberryPez]

We don't need a time of the month. We're bitchy all the time.

True true....then i guess in order to not have a bitchy man is to get a girlfriend

Don't think i could handle a girlfriend though

 

[navarre]

I'm positive men get PMS. In one form or another.

Big pouty baby.

Men don't get PMS>
They get SRH.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A confession!

This is very positive step, Sillyman.

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

Now I want choclate. Preferably something with caramels

 

[enjoyingitall]

Her ya go sillyman...

Just for you..

 

[nzwookie]

Awoman with PMS say's**I feel so fat and bloated**
A man with PMS would say**Damn woman you look all fat and bloated**

A man would say**I've got a headache...but pass the fuckin asprin and LETS ROCK!!!!!!

 

[Sillyman]

Thanks Enjoying it! Mmm, choclate...

 

[koalabear]

The main problem is women need to stop bitching so much, if they would, they could build up enough pressure to fart, and feel much better.................

 

[MissTaken]

The main problem is women need to stop bitching so much, if they would, they could build up enough pressure to fart, and feel much better.................

As if...........

 

[Sillyman]

Farting is just one man being able to be two whiny assholes at once.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Wondering how a joke thread about men with pms turned into one about farting..

 

[MissTaken]

Well, if we are talking about men having pms , that lends itself to men menstrating and having children.


Imagining a man giving birth and surviving it inscathed is definitely worth a few good laughs!

 

[enjoyingitall]

If men had to give birth, I'm of the opinion NO couple would have more than one child..

 

[Sillyman]

If men bore children:

"What do you mean I ONLY get three years paid maternity leave and full paid day-care?"

 

[Ishmael]

If they only knew how we feel...

Yah, like who cares anyway? I'm not the person responsible for you being a female.

I'm supposed to be sensitive to something that neither one of us can do anything about? Give me a break. It ain't broke, it don't need fixing.

There are solutions to the problem that you are positing here. Complete hysterectomy, or perpetual pregnancy. Three alternatives. Take your pick.

Damn, that business idea looks better all the time.

Ishmael

 

[Sillyman]

Wondering how a joke thread about men with pms turned into one about farting..

Men got on the thread. Pretty simple.

 

[MissTaken]

Men got on the thread. Pretty simple.

*chuckles*