What men say, and what it really means.

[willywanker]

Subject: Men's Favorite Sayings, Their Actual Meanings

1. "I'M GOING FISHING"

Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat
with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

2. "IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and
you have no chance at all of making it logical."

3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

4. "UH HUH, SURE HONEY," or "YES, DEAR"

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."

6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST . . .I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY
MIND"

Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"

7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"

Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR"

Translated: "Are you still talking?"

9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS"

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop,' the address of the
first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever
owned, I just forgot your birthday."

10. "I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE
ROSES. . ."

Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL"

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death
before I admit that I am hurt."

12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING"

Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."

13. "I CAN'T FIND IT"

Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."

14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

15. "I HEARD YOU"

Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately
that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."

16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"

Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be
worse."

17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"

Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."

18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE"

Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

 

[Shylady]

ahhh Willy you are too funny. ((((hugss))) and gropes

 

[Cheshire Cat]

17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"

Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."

hehehe that's my favorite!!!

 

[sexy-girl]

hehe very funny ... 11 is so wrong though guys i know make the biggist fuss

 

[rambling man]

Guys don't make a fuss over clothes, we go in grab a few shirts, a couple pair of pants that are the size we wore three years ago, then we leave.

I usually point out the girl who is wearing no bra to my wife....of course in my neck of the woods, you are usually looking at something rather grotesque instead of a hot chick.