What makes you horny?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tell me so I can use it against you and make you my sexual slave.

 

[MNGuy]

Just a few things:

• Girls kissing.
• Nipples through a t-shirt.
• Belly buttons.
• Underboobage.
• Cleavage.
• Bare Backs.
• Little Black Dresses.
• Dirty Flirting.
• The Look.
• Messed up bed hair.
• Her scent.
• Her attitude.
• A nice apple bottom ass.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Just a few things:

• Girls kissing.
• Nipples through a t-shirt.
• Belly buttons.
• Underboobage.
• Cleavage.
• Bare Backs.
• Little Black Dresses.
• Dirty Flirting.
• The Look.
• Messed up bed hair.
• Her scent.
• Her attitude.
• A nice apple bottom ass.

You'll be a cakewalk.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

the list of things that don't make me horny is easier bro!

Stew

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

the list of things that don't make me horny is easier bro!

Stew

I'll go lock up the dog.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'll go lock up the dog.

sorry, not into bondage bro!

Stew

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

sorry, not into bondage bro!

Stew

It's more for him than you.

 

[Vikingstone]

Tolerance. Acceptance. Intelligence. Kindness.

An encyclopedic knowledge of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tolerance. Acceptance. Intelligence. Kindness.

An encyclopedic knowledge of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Funny.

 

[Vikingstone]

Funny.

I'm dead serious, Spunky.

 

[lemonbread]

I'm a fan of copious ammounts of flattery and slow seduction. Teasing. I like touching and sensuality over a general fuck. Basically make me feel like a goddess of love, and I'm all yours.

 

[spacekowboy]

Austin Powers.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

Austin Powers?? As in, "Does that make you horny, baby? Yeah!"?

LOVE austin powers

the first one was the best, though. i heard mike myers wrote it in like 30 minutes

 

[thirty]

Tell me so I can use it against you and make you my sexual slave.

Some herb can make me horny.

 

[Mischka]

Confidence.
Intelligence.
Holding my gaze longer than necessary.
Standing close and brushing my skin when you talk to me.
Kissing the back and side of my neck.

 

[nakedplay]

Looking into my eyes.
Smiles

 

[Sugareee]

His warm breath on my ears and neck. Oh and tongues.

 

[BiTodd]

Her on the bed.

 

[dolf]

the sound of his belt unbuckling.

 

[thirty]

the sound of his belt unbuckling.

his or her?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What I usta do, as a child (22), was wear short-shorts with no underpants, and get erections that poked out the shorts. Its more effective than just looking into her eyes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everything, but only for 20 seconds and usually only for the first time.

 

[girlsmiley]

Happiness.

Oh it's painful. It's painful everywhere.

 

[girlsmiley]

My age I think.

I'm like the fruit compote on a crepe.

I'm just all over everything.