What makes it an official gang bang?

[Holly Delight]

Inquiring minds want to know !!!

(laughing)

Friends were discussing this last night (over quite a few drinks) and we really couldn't decide when group (?) sex (with one woman) crossed the line to a gang bang.

Some thought it was at 5 or 6, while others thought it was more oriented toward a team approach, like the entire football team, or the soccer team.

What's the magic number here? Seriously.

Posted this in the Playground, but just 16 looky loos.

I need a concensus for Tuesday morning as there is a bet riding on the answer!

Thanks!!!

 

[bknight2602]

Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let everyone get to know you.

My guess, IMHO, would be four or more guys?

 

[Monazwx]

If there's only one girl, to me it would be anything more than a threesome.

 

[Holly Delight]

That was my definition too, but some thought the number of participants had to be higher to make it official !!!

Did I mention the quality of that tequila we were drinking....lol

 

[lilminx]

IMO, a gangbang is three or more guys with one woman.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I agree with the others that a minimum of three guys and one woman are required to make it a gangbang.

 

[JazzManJim]

If you see a penis, and can't immediately identify to whom it belongs, you're in a gangbang.

If you haven't physically touched the bed for at least an hour, yet are fully supported, you're in a gangbang.

If there is a sheep, you're in a gangbang.

If the amount of cum on your body makes you look like Slimo, the Jizz Monster, you're in a gang-bang.

If you could field, at minimum, a full baseball lineup using the people in physical contact with you, you're in a gangbang.

If you can't remember how many penises you've sucked in the last ten minutes, you're in a gangbang.

 

[CarnalGerund]

Official

An official gangbang may not be replayed for any purpose without the express written consent of Major League Ballball.

 

[Holly Delight]

If you see a penis, and can't immediately identify to whom it belongs, you're in a gangbang.

If you haven't physically touched the bed for at least an hour, yet are fully supported, you're in a gangbang.

If there is a sheep, you're in a gangbang.

If the amount of cum on your body makes you look like Slimo, the Jizz Monster, you're in a gang-bang.

If you could field, at minimum, a full baseball lineup using the people in physical contact with you, you're in a gangbang.

If you can't remember how many penises you've sucked in the last ten minutes, you're in a gangbang.

My, that clarified the matter. Thanks, JazzManJim!!! lol!!!

So if there is a sheep, you know you're a dyed-in-the-wool gangbanger, huh??? (Sorry, that was baaaaaad, wasn't it?)

I'd better leave my own thread alone.....

 

[bknight2602]

My, that clarified the matter. Thanks, JazzManJim!!! lol!!!

So if there is a sheep, you know you're a dyed-in-the-wool gangbanger, huh??? (Sorry, that was baaaaaad, wasn't it?)

I'd better leave my own thread alone.....

That was bad!

 

[JazzManJim]

My, that clarified the matter. Thanks, JazzManJim!!! lol!!!

So if there is a sheep, you know you're a dyed-in-the-wool gangbanger, huh??? (Sorry, that was baaaaaad, wasn't it?)

I'd better leave my own thread alone.....

At least you're sure that you'll get rammed, though, right?

 

[LukkyKnight]

At least you're sure that you'll get rammed, though, right?

I am so telling kotori on you people!

 

[curious2c]

Twosome=2 either sex or the same sex
Threesome=3 two of one sex one of another (or the same)
foursome=4
group=5 can be several of the same sex and several of the opposite sex
6 or more...GANGBANG (umm...that is one of one sex and all the others of the opposite sex)

 

[Holly Delight]

Let's have no horseplay on this thread. There are standards here.

 

[JazzManJim]

Let's have no horseplay on this thread. There are standards here.

Really? I thought it was a lot more wild and wooly than that.

 

[curious2c]

I only saw sheep mentioned...when did horses get into the act?

 

[Holly Delight]

It was JazzManJim's av that started it. Blame him for bringing it up.

 

[JazzManJim]

It was JazzManJim's av that started it. Blame him for bringing it up.

Excuse me young lady, but that's not a horse. It's a donkey!

Do I hoof to explain everything around here?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Two women and a man — menage of trois.
Two men and a woman — gang bang.
Anything with one woman and more than one man is a gang bang.

 

[Holly Delight]

Excuse me young lady, but that's not a horse. It's a donkey!

Do I hoof to explain everything around here?

Sorry. 1,000 apologies. You make me feel sheepish.

 

[curious2c]

Oh, I get it...you pulled the wool over my eyes.

 

[Holly Delight]

No, ewe did it.


baaaad, baaaaader, baaaaadest, huh?

 

[Spinaroonie]

For it to be official it has to be registered at least four months in advance with the WSIO (World Sexual Information Office)

 

[Holly Delight]

For it to be official it has to be registered at least four months in advance with the WSIO (World Sexual Information Office)

So, where would one find the WSIO????

 

[ithaqua]

I considered a gang bang to be identified by the tag team quality. Kind of like tag team wrestling.