What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[twister947]

The sun. It's been too long, old friend. And coffee.

 

[seela]

I walked past my favorite pub, the owner saw me through the windows and ran out of the door just to say hi and that it's been a while since I've dropped by.

That's one more reason to love the place.

 

[Justis]

Something DV said

 

[Orchidea73]

A friend. A complete lunatic. LOL

 

[Misshotndeep]

For the last two months or so, I wake up every single night between 2 and 3 AM. Without fail. It's really starting to fuck with me, but I can't go see a doctor about it until the COVID situation calms down...

Most states have virtual Doc visits. You should contact your doc and see what your options are.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Most states have virtual Doc visits. You should contact your doc and see what your options are.

Yeah, I'm not familiar with the US situation, but a lot of health care providers here in .au have opened up telemedicine options since covid hit.

Me today: the cats actually let me sleep in, instead of demanding food at 5 am like usual.

 

[cookiecat]

*clinks my mug into yours*

Cookie made me smile. Sometimes we don’t talk for a few days, but when we do, we just get each other.
I’m grateful.

 

[seela]

I found Clarks heels for 20 euros. It was the last pair and in my size. The original price was 99 euros too, so it was a good score.

 

[twister947]

I found Clarks heels for 20 euros. It was the last pair and in my size. The original price was 99 euros too, so it was a good score.

This seems like a good time to remind you to buy a pair of nice flats. For the next time you don't stick your landing.

 

[seela]

This seems like a good time to remind you to buy a pair of nice flats. For the next time you don't stick your landing.

The heel on these is only 6 cm / 2.5 inches, so these are basically flats.

 

[Acktion]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.

He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the fuck I am now...

 

[seela]

-Wearing pretty clothes and fun shoes and undergarments that made me feel uncomfortable but good.
-Solving a problem.
-Realizing how far I've come.

 

[Acktion]

Lovely friends that knew me well enough to realize that the power poles blown down were nearby and checking in to make sure I and the four-footed roommates were alright.

And, yeah. Although I wasn't out in the riot (also nearby), I was out dancing in the storm.

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(They know me so well. )

 

[seela]

Smelling the lilacs on my way to work.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A friend telling me if I got a bigger butt plug my poop was just gonna fall out. The ones I have are only finger size and rarely used. *

 

[Moochienanu]

His smile before He kissed mine.

 

[Misshotndeep]

The monthly delousing of my teenager.

 

[wicked woman]

My province changing Covid 19 requirements to increase your social circle to 10. This is an increase from only those you live with. We don't need to social distance from these 10. Means I can finally hug my son and grandchildren. It's been over 3 months. Big smile on my face.

 

[midwestyankee]

My province changing Covid 19 requirements to increase your social circle to 10. This is an increase from only those you live with. We don't need to social distance from these 10. Means I can finally hug my son and grandchildren. It's been over 3 months. Big smile on my face.

Definitely smile worthy.

 

[Dreamliner]

I met an old neighbour in the supermarket a few days back and I am catching-up with him later for a drink. These days he resides in a retirement village.

When we were neighbours a few dinners were had with him and his beautiful wife, (who is now unfortunately departed), plenty of cocktails, wine and laughter. It came out that he is a published erotic writer and had a book out. He gave me a signed copy of the book, which his wife admitted she did some heavy editing as it was to autobiographical.

As he and I were talking in the supermarket, he mentioned that he had been writing again prolifically during lockdown here, a chapter a day, on the activities at the retirement village. I could not stop laughing, he is 81. The bed hopping in that place is mind boggling as he relates it, however, I have heard similar stories or rumors before on retirement villages.

He was telling me he was sending draft copies out to some of the residents to gauge the reaction. These are people that know he is an erotic writer.

I am looking forward to our chat later.

 

[seela]

Gin.
.

 

[midwestyankee]

Gin.
.

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[cookiecat]

This weather!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2098271&stc=1&d=1592182281

 

[Dreamliner]

I approve of this message.

I will second that. Is the motion carried?