What LOTR character do you most want to fuck?

[Frimost]

One of the things I remember audience-wise was how most of the women in the movie theater all reacted to the scene where Aragorn falls over the cliff on the Worg. There was a distinct feminine gasp and "ohh" when it happened and I do not recall in retrospect any men reacting likewise.

For most women it is probably between Aragorn (Viggo Mortense) or Legolas (Orlando Bloom).

For the men I think (since I am one) that it would be between Eowyn (Miranda Otto), Arwen (Liv Tyler), or Galadriel (Cate Blanchett).

So whom would you want to fuck if you were in the movie and you lived in Middle Earth IRL?

I bet quite a few women here would count themselves lucky to find a dazed and confused Aragorn floating down the river to their feet where they could "nurse" him back to health. Lol

I would love to have a threesome with Arwen and Eowyn.

 

[Pyper]

Gollum. Bet he's flexible.

 

[Shaq]

Lord of the Rings...I don't know any Lord of the Rings...I'd like one of those cool swords though...I'm thinking of getting a Kitana for myself as a graduation gift...

 

[Cibo]

Sure, spoil a part of the movie for them without even a spoiler notice.

 

[Sillyman]

Frodo.

 

[Phoenyx]

For the men I think (since I am one) that it would be between Eowyn (Miranda Otto), Arwen (Liv Tyler), or Galadriel (Cate Blanchett).

Name any other female characters in that movie..

 

[Cibo]

Re: Re: What LOTR character do you most want to fuck?

Name any other female characters in that movie..

ROFL

 

[Pyper]

Frodo.

You ARE Frodo. I've seen your pic.

 

[Pyper]

Re: Re: What LOTR character do you most want to fuck?

Name any other female characters in that movie..

Damn chauvinist Tolkien.

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Re: What LOTR character do you most want to fuck?

Damn chauvinist Tolkien.

Can anyone name one?
those are the only ones I can think of..

 

[Cibo]

That chick that had a crush on Aaragon(sp?)

 

[Pyper]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What LOTR character do you most want to fuck?

Can anyone name one?
those are the only ones I can think of..

I can name several minor female characters from the books, but none of them made it into the movies.

 

[Phoenyx]

That chick that had a crush on Aaragon(sp?)

Eowyn...

allready mention in the opening...

 

[Orlanth]

Galadriel.

 

[Cibo]

Eowyn...

allready mention in the opening...

That the chick that was in the 2nd movie and in helmsdeep? If so, my bad.

 

[Shingen]

Put my vote in for Eowyn, with Arwen a close second.

 

[Phoenyx]

For me arwen.....

 

[Star of Penumbra]

A female dwarf would certainly be interesting.

 

[Phoenyx]

A female dwarf would certainly be interesting.

According to Aragorn they all look like gimli anyway..

 

[Shingen]

Or a female orc.....?

 

[three eyes open]

Kind of a tie between Aragorn or Boromir for me. None of the women had that bad girl attitude that turns me on.

-3eyes

 

[Johnny Cool]

Sarah, the blockbuster clerk who sold me the DVD.

 

[Sillyman]

You ARE Frodo. I've seen your pic.

{Hobbit pout}

 

[Frimost]

What about that cute female Hobbit that was the bartender at the Tavern?

 

[Sillyman]

Ahhh, the joys of Hobbit sex.