What lines in any of the 50 Shades of Grey books,would you like to have seen in them?

[BDuncan]

Be it made up dialogue and/or anything descriptive, what humorously and/or creatively witty (G, R and/or X rated) excerpts or lines, that you'd love to have seen about anyone or anything, in any of the 3 Fifty Shades of Grey books, would you like to have seen in any of them, that you wish were written.

 

[blobfish]

Be it made up dialogue and/or anything descriptive, what humorously and/or creatively witty (G, R and/or X rated) excerpts or lines, that you'd love to have seen about anyone or anything, in any of the 3 Fifty Shades of Grey books, would you like to have seen in any of them, that you wish were written.

"Let me jiggle them fine ass titties."

 

[dolf]

i can't think of any...

but i can think of a few lines of it i wish hadn't been written.
about three books worth of lines actually.

 

[blobfish]

i can't think of any...

but i can think of a few lines of it i wish hadn't been written.
about three books worth of lines actually.

Mine was better.

 

[LillyO]

All the parts describing Seattle were a hoot.

 

[islandman]

I inadvertently purchased the third book in the trilogy while at Costco last week. Not sure I want to spend $20 for the first two books in the series. Not sure I want to read it and ruin the series either.

Rock and hard place.

 

[BotanyBoy]

All the parts describing Seattle were a hoot.

Was it just totally off base? or was it true funny?

 

[ladylizzy]

I inadvertently purchased the third book in the trilogy while at Costco last week. Not sure I want to spend $20 for the first two books in the series. Not sure I want to read it and ruin the series either.

Rock and hard place.

Use your local library?

 

[Naughty_Sidney]

"Who's your daddy???"

 

[LillyO]

Was it just totally off base? or was it true funny?

Man has never been there


Why he choose Seattle instead of London is beyond me

 

[BotanyBoy]

Man has never been there


Why he choose Seattle instead of London is beyond me

Hahahaha...... idk I never read the books but I love the ideas some people have about that city.

 

[_prudence_]

After the 10th time someone tucked a stray lock of hair behind Anastasia's ear, she bought a hairclip...

 

[JimiUK]

I would have liked to see a well-crafted novel. Oh well, can't win 'em all.....

 

[Wings]

I'm going to go with "The End".

 

[KRCummings]

Fuck if I know. I haven't read them and don't plan to.

 

[blobfish]

What jizz gizzard bumped this fucking terrible thread?

 

[Recidiva]

Be it made up dialogue and/or anything descriptive, what humorously and/or creatively witty (G, R and/or X rated) excerpts or lines, that you'd love to have seen about anyone or anything, in any of the 3 Fifty Shades of Grey books, would you like to have seen in any of them, that you wish were written.

I read the books, any excerpt from the book was already in the book...

I don't get it.

 

[_prudence_]

What jizz gizzard bumped this fucking terrible thread?

Which twat bastard's calling me a jizz gizzard?

 

[blobfish]

Which twat bastard's calling me a jizz gizzard?

It's blobfish, you cumstrap.

 

[pink]

I read the 1st book, it was pretty good. Not sure if I will get the rest of them read or not?

 

[blobfish]

I read the 1st book, it was pretty good. Not sure if I will get the rest of them read or not?

No, you won't.

 

[Recidiva]

I read the 1st book, it was pretty good. Not sure if I will get the rest of them read or not?

I read them all. It eventually tries to explain BDSM in a psychological setting and that's just bullshit.

"So you just want to hit people because of some stereotypical drama in your youth? Like Dexter only wants to kill people because he saw a bad thing?"
"Yeah baby."
"So...I can fuck mindlessly without guilt and without an ounce of introspection or responsibility for our inability to behave like adults?"
"Damned right we can."

 

[_prudence_]

I read them all. It eventually tries to explain BDSM in a psychological setting and that's just bullshit.

I've just finished plowing through them. I found them tiresome and annoying. Some of the sex scenes had promise but petered out into mediocrity. They are obviously written by someone who has researched rather than experienced BDSM.

It's blobfish, you cumstrap.

Is that a line you'd like to see in the books?...

...because more lines like that would've been an improvement.

 

[Recidiva]

I've just finished plowing through them. I found them tiresome and annoying. Some of the sex scenes had promise but petered out into mediocrity. They are obviously written by someone who has researched rather than experienced BDSM.

I thought some of the dialogue was sharp and funny and that's why I read all three. I thought they were clever at times.

Until they started having sex and talking about sex and it sounded like someone reading a pamphlet in the 1950's confirming how BDSM is caused by demons.

She used "This is so hot!" too many times. Should be a drinking game.

 

[_prudence_]

Until they started having sex and talking about sex and it sounded like someone reading a pamphlet in the 1950's confirming how BDSM is caused by demons.

I thought at one point she was going to "cure" him

I was intrigued by Mrs Robinson and his previous subs and thought the scene where he dealt with Leila quite touching.

She used "This is so hot!" too many times. Should be a drinking game.

Haha, yes that and the hair tucking behind the ear thing, you'd be leathered! (excuse the pun).

Also, she came too easily. Maybe I'm just jealous of that though.