What kind of stories/BB posts to you avoid like the plage?

[Mr.Luv69]

I was inspired to submit this post because there seems to be something here at Lit. for everyone. But there are just some things I don't even bother with because I know it's not my cup of tea.

Here is my List:
Gay Male stories
Non-Human stories
Toy stories
Any post that says "Ladies Look at my Cock"


That's about it I'd love to here from all of you.

 

[Mr.Luv69]

Dammit my first thread and I misspelled "Plague"...Ooops

 

[Mr.Luv69]

Dammit my first thread and I misspell "Plague". Ooops

 

[tortoise]

I categorically avoid all threads that contain ANY of the following words or phrases in the title (and if they contain more than one, I let loose a bloodcurdling shriek and then slip into a catatonic stupor):

• Visigoths
• sucking chest wound
• spleen
• petunia
• grunties
• Philistine
• eukanuba
• cement mixer
• plum
• Saskatchewan
• influx
• pastoral
• megaphone
• capitulation
• Electric Boogaloo
• shoe
• Soren Kierkegaard

 

[freakygirl]

I categorically avoid all threads that contain ANY of the following words or phrases in the title (and if they contain more than one, I let loose a bloodcurdling shriek and then slip into a catatonic stupor):

• Visigoths
• sucking chest wound
• spleen
• petunia
• grunties
• Philistine
• eukanuba
• cement mixer
• plum
• Saskatchewan
• influx
• pastoral
• megaphone
• capitulation
• Electric Boogaloo
• shoe
• Soren Kierkegaard

*attempting to figure out how to incorporate all of these words into a thread subject*

Damn I hate being dumb sometimes.. I'm having a brain overload.

I can't figure out what to do.. post a thread about planting petunias with a cement truck.. or how my shoe got stuck in a spleen while I was attempting to eat a plum. Or how I had an influx of Saskatchewan Electric Boogaloo (which just happens to be what we call "farting" in our house) and that made me run to the bathroom while holding back the grunties (which in our house.. is what we call.. well *clears throat* nevermind.. we won't go there)

 

[pabloback]

as pabloback sucked on freaky gurls festering chestwound [wow what a love bite?]

 

[freakygirl]

as pabloback sucked on freaky gurls festering chestwound [wow what a love bite?]

Ummm that's not my chest.. sorry.. I just can't get this infection cleared up.

I don't think it's contagious. But you might want to check with your dr.

 

[pabloback]

didnt know i was allowed to say cunt on any threads without them being on the i cant believe its not butter thread [or whatever its called]

 

[Ginny]

.....I let loose a bloodcurdling shriek and then slip into a catatonic stupor....

so baby....in other words....those words....when coupled or strung together....cause you to orgasm?

 

[tortoise]

so baby....in other words....those words....when coupled or strung together....cause you to orgasm?

Oh lover... when you string ANY group of words together, it makes me orgasm. mmmmmmmmmm your passion, your hunger....

 

[pabloback]

damn , what was the question?
got freaky gurl on the brain again

 

[freakygirl]

damn , what was the question?
got freaky gurl on the brain again

I'm not much into mind games.. could I sit on your lap instead?

 

[pabloback]

I'm not much into mind games.. could I sit on your lap instead?

would much prefer you to sit on my face and count to 70 , very slowly

 

[freakygirl]

would much prefer you to sit on my face and count to 70 , very slowly

only to 70? wow.. you that good with your tongue? wait.. exactly how slow do I need to count? Like.. 1 number every minute or so?