What kind of printed/video porn do you collect?

[Shy Tall Guy]

I don't seem to recall this ever being asked before.

I have various magazines, mostly of beautiful young women (legal age of course), most of it would be somewhat soft porn in that it really doesn't have much real pics of penetration like the really hard stuff does - although I have some of that.

I mostly like stuff that has stories in it; just the photos aren't enough for me. The stories, except for those in Penthouse "letters" and "variations" are not all that good, and I tend towards certain pubs that have decent models and writers.

I also have some books ranging from old victorian fiction to some more modern stories.

Many of the writers and some of the models can't compare to the members of Lit though. And since I discovered Lit I have not bought that much porn ad Lit has the stories, and I can find the pics for free too.

I just started a project to put all of my printed porn on CDs - I figure with moderate JPEG compression I can get over 2000 pages on one CD. I am not sure what I will do with the printed porn when I finish.

Videos I have various themes from anal to whatever stories I found interesting. Some of it are those videos where they just took four hours of various vids. All of it is hardcore, no softcore. I would like to get some much better vids - most of what I have is pretty poor acting and plots. Maybe Penhouse vids would be better.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm... we don't have any, but last night, while cleaning out the bathroom at that bitches place, we found a stash of Hustler. I told hubby he could keep it if he wanted it. No, it wasn't hers. It was princess's boyfriends. Least, we HOPE it was.

 

[Mellon Collie]

STG, stop being a perv.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

wow this'll sound strange.... except for what I see on the net....

I've never collected any pornography... no vidos (can't watch most of them anyways they look sick) and no books.

I'd rather see a pic of a girl poseing in a skimpy outfit then to see them fucking (of the stuff I see on the net)

 

[JazzManJim]

My collection.

I have a fairly small, but cherished collection of a few videos from Vivid.

I like that they seem to take some pride in what they do, and the woman are just beautiful besides.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When I was 14 a guy at 7-11 would let me buy Penthouse, and I kept a stack in a suitcase under my bed.

I no longer collect porno, though, old married man with kids that I am. There's none in the house.

Although I did just get my copy of the Literotica book. All the cool kids have one.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

STG, stop being a perv.

Never! I can't! It's in my nature; I've been interested in sex since I was little and a little girl wanted me to play with her in her dad's car (I recall being about 7 or 8), and I was obsessed with sex after puberty. I have a pretty strong sex drive.

So I guess I am hooked.

 

[Gilly Bean]

When I was 14 a guy at 7-11 would let me buy Penthouse, and I kept a stack in a suitcase under my bed.

I no longer collect porno, though, old married man with kids that I am. There's none in the house.

Although I did just get my copy of the Literotica book. All the cool kids have one.

I NEED to get one of those books! Anyone know where? Just Amazon.com?

 

[lovetoread]

I just ordered mine,but it still says its a pre order.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hmm... we don't have any, but last night, while cleaning out the bathroom at that bitches place, we found a stash of Hustler. I told hubby he could keep it if he wanted it. No, it wasn't hers. It was princess's boyfriends. Least, we HOPE it was.

I don't really care for Hustler - certainly not enough to pay for it. A bit too crude and misogynist for me. Something that Duckman would read.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Gawd... i feel like a geek. I have no porn. Ok, a couple Penthouses, and I think the spouse still has a subscription to Playboy, but does that really count?

I don't own any videos... I do own some erotic books... but as far as pics, mags, etc... nothin to see here.

 

[TigerClaw]

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[carrie-on]

I have a collection of Variations mags dating back to the first year. I have even earlier copies of Penthouse when Variations was a column in the magazine along with The Happy Hooker. I also have the copies of Penthouse that have the photos of Jimmy Swaggert's Lady of the Evening, Tonya Harding and her honeymoon photos and somewhere in the pile is the copy that has photos of Vanessa Williams.
I will say,though,that since I have discovered Literotica I haven't bought too many Variations. I like the stories here and I have even written a few myself. I registered the first time I came here and then began reading stories and the Bulletin Board. I only posted once in awhile,before going to chat for a few months. Lately,I have returned to reading the Bulletin Boards,and find myself here several times during the day or night. I myself prefer to think of Lit as interactive porn.

 

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Nun

 

[Phoenyx]

the only porn I Collected was some playboys and some old beeline novels. dont coolect pron anymore. why bother when I can get all I want for free.

 

[kiwiwolf]

My partner collects Penthouse, for the articles she says, and I get DVDs sent to me. I've got about 45 I suppose. I review them for a magazine... dirty job but someone has to do it. It gets a bit embarrassing though when a movie I give a glowing review gets stopped by the NZ Censors. A recent DVD had the line, "Over here bitches" in it and was rejected for that reason. Why don't they just edit it out you ask. You can't edit DVDs and a video company isn't going to do a pressing especially for the NZ market with 3 words removed.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

somewhere in the pile is the copy that has photos of Vanessa Williams.

I stopped buying any Penthouse pubs for a while after they did that. I thought it was highly unethical of them - about what you would expect some sleaze web site or sleaze tabloid to do. Not that other porn mags wouldn't have done it if they could afford the price of the pics, but I expected more from Penthouse - yet they proved that it was just too tempting for them.

Some years later I started buying their "letters" and "variations" again, but I have not bought another Penthouse since.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I don't have a collection of any sort.

I only have one erotica book and I have had it for a while but that is the only one of that nature .... I like the stories hence I don't wanna give it away or anything.

I also have a "PlayGirl" magazine my friends gave me for one of my birthday's ... they gave it to me cause Tyson Beckford *the model* was on the cover and I have a thing for him.

 

[p_p_man]

Copied from ShyTallGuy's Post:

"What kind of printed/video porn do you collect?"

I don't actually collect any but I do my share of on line viewing.

With so much of the stuff around there's no need to build up collections anymore (not like when I was a teen).

And if you want to use it for masturbatory purposes its easier to print what you like off the screen and throw it away afterwards.

Along with the tissues.

 

[LadyMischief]

Not really a collection of porn, 1 Candida Royale video, a couple of very old Penthouse Letters and a couple of books. After discovering this wonderful place I don't think I even need those anymore. I am a sucker for romance and they have a new genre of Erotic Romance that I'm finding quite appealing. My male friends just call it porn with pretty covers. Ah well, it works for me

 

[lillend]

My boyfriend and I have close to 10 whole videos now. Not much, but we are happy with them. I cannot really think of any common element in all our videos, other than the obvious , and that about half of them have Asia Carrera in them. My boyfriend also has a small stack of Playboys.

 

[IA951]

I don't really care for Hustler - certainly not enough to pay for it. A bit too crude and misogynist for me. Something that Duckman would read.

Maybe that's why I enjoy it so much.
Hustler is really quite stimulating, in more than just the obvious way. Some of the articles have been very interesting.
Of much higher quality then that Playboy rag, is that old bastard Hefenr still kicking? why? what's the point? is he not past it?
I mean really.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Maybe that's why I enjoy it so much.
Hustler is really quite stimulating, in more than just the obvious way. Some of the articles have been very interesting.

I can hear it now; "but Honey - I really did buy it for the articles!" That might work with Penthouse or Playboy, but Hustler?

Of much higher quality then that Playboy rag, is that old bastard Hefenr still kicking? why? what's the point? is he not past it?
I mean really.

1) Our tastes in porn definitely differ.

2) Hefner is still kicking and has seven (count them - 7) blonde Playmates as girlfirends. And not - he isn't past it, he looks to be having a lot of fun.

3) He doesn't run Playboy anymore - his daughter does IIRC.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I look for bi-male porn. Hard to find since it seems that men are either gay or straight and not both. I had a few hardcore gay mags, but the Stud found them and freaked the hell out. He threw them away.

Don't worry, I got even. I signed his email account up for a few of those "a new hardcore pic in your inbox every day!" offers. I am soooooo cool like that. Too bad he doesn't like things like "Army Buddies."