What kind of gift to your girlfriend?

[yipeng]

Her birthday is coming, I need to give her a gift.

These days I found a super beautiful woolen coat :http://www.lovelywholesale.com/whol...=literotica&utm_medium=forum&utm_campaign=cpf

Do you think she will like that coat? If you were me, what kind of gift you will choose?

 

[eyer]

I'm giving my new girlfriend a case of herpes this year...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

just give her some loving..

 

[blobfish]

I would give her an order of Applebee's fried mozzarella sticks.

Applebee's: Eating Good in the Neighborhood.™

 

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[Ham Murabi]

You can't go wrong with anything from the Dr. Scholl's catalog of fine foot care products.

 

[CandiCame]

She loves the Lorax as much as I do so I crocheted a Lorax plushie. I always do shit like that. What kind of fucking question is that, spambot? People are different. I have no idea who you're dating, I could be waaay fucking off. There's no default gift. Especially fashion-wise; I have no idea what her style is. She may be a kind of robot entity without a physical form as you seem to be, and in that case a coat would certainly not be the way to go. I'd go with DLC.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Well I think it's best I not ever try and develop any meaningful attachment or emotional connection with other human beings...so I would do her a favor and send her packing but that's just the kind of chicken shit I am. You should totally do the same....grenade that shit.