What kind of ass do you have?

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<h2>You Have a Nice Ass!</h2>
Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?<br>
With an ass so fine, it's your duty.<br>
Give it a grab, give it a spank.<br>
You're the envy of every skank.
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actually, I believe the correct terminology for my ass is that it is a "ghetto booty".
 
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
 
suprise suprise

You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back
 
I don't need a quiz to tell me I have a fat ass. I can see it in the mirror every day ! :)
 
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
 
celiaKitten said:
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.

You had to take a test to figure this out?
 
http://www.quizdiva.com/kiss-ass.jpg

While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect *everyone* to lick it.
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over and pull your pants down.

That's their words - here's mine.

I work out
My ass is buff
 
Your ass is taught
Your ass is fun
Your ass is best when licked with a tongue
You don't need thongs or lace
Come over here and sit on my face.
 
You Have a Hooker Ass
Watch out honey
Your ass can make money
If you want to score a couple bills
Offer it up and take some pain pills.


Uhhhhhhh okay...what form of payment to most hookers accept? I'm thinking Visa, Amex or cash...no personal cheques.
 
How come I couldn't get my hooker ass icon picture thingy to post? Everyone ELSE could! :mad:
 
Heyyyyyyyyyyy my hero!

cg...how did you do that? I copied and pasted like they told me and all I got was a bunch of <FISF:U/;DG.L;GD> thingies on my post.

~sighs~

I suppose I am "thread-test-result-posting-disabled"

Thank you, cg!


SEEEEEEE, look people...I have one of THOSE asses. ~pointing to cg's post~
 
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