AngelicAssassin
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Overflight by a barrel roll at mach one ain't fun ... wench.blue kat said:
What is your OKCupid rating?
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i wouldn't toss a glove at you. Gauntlet to the side of the head maybe, and i wouldn't be fumbling for one bullet out of my chest pocket. The only biting happening would be a jugular ... and it wouldn't be mine.blue kat said:
Ever see the movie "Pushin' Tin?"
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Oi, get a room, you two.
AngelicAssassin
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They call them heavies for a reason. That wake turbulence came from a speed of about 145-170 knots. Mach 1 at sea level triples that plus a little more. You want your world rocked, find an F16 pilot that does LANTIRN missions and let him do that overflight. One hint ... wear pads.blue kat said:
AngelicAssassin
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Hush Gaston, or i'll lock you in a room with her on speed.rosco rathbone said:
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Yeah, but there's something entertaining about tweaking the whiskers of a Dominant female with absolutely no interest in you.blue kat said:
Besides, i like watching Gaston flip down his shades and go into pimp mode.
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I got you all's six.
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If s/he's a good one, practicing her/his craft on a LANTIRN mission. Drive to your nearest AB and park at the approach end of the runway. Flip up your skirt when s/he pops on her/his lights for final. If s/he's worth it, s/he won't prang the a/c while giving you a good goose. If s/he's really worth it, s/he'll make it back to the end of the runway before the APs come to escort you.blue kat said:
And Gaston, we really need to work on your Texan accent.
Edited to unfuck a hermaphroditic prounoun bastadization.
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AngelicAssassin
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Surfing nekkid instead of doing homework again?blue kat said:
Don't get any on the paper to the professor from hell. He's liable to pop wood and have a stroke. Wait a second ... not a bad idea after all, is it.
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blue kat said:
WTH?
I'm gone for two days and my roomate is allready selling me up the river? Fergawdsakes woman! I gave you the room with the most closet space and everything!
Esclava
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You were right about this RR - it's a fun site ... but I didn't see another description like this:
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger
CONSIDER: Anyone else
YOUR EXACT OPPOSITE: The Priss
Some is completely true, some not quite accurate ... perhaps I'll try it again when I'm less tired ...
Esclava
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger
CONSIDER: Anyone else
YOUR EXACT OPPOSITE: The Priss
Some is completely true, some not quite accurate ... perhaps I'll try it again when I'm less tired ...
Esclava
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i am
Damn right, there were some offers too but for trade goods instead of cash. It seems that everyone is poor these days. I think I'll try to sell you to Paris Hilton next. She has money and is in desperate need of a good flogging!
AngelicAssassin said:i did say i'd prostitute myself considering Betticus had me up for hire at 10K per visit including expenses.
Damn right, there were some offers too but for trade goods instead of cash. It seems that everyone is poor these days. I think I'll try to sell you to Paris Hilton next. She has money and is in desperate need of a good flogging!
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I got the priss too!
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
Your exact opposite:
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy
CONSIDER: The Manchild
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.
Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.
These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.
Your exact opposite:
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy
CONSIDER: The Manchild
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The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
One can but hope.
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
One can but hope.
o.k. I am a geek and get a kick out of these tests. Rosco you were right, it's a fun site.
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked. (RBSDf)
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
EXACT OPPOSITE: The Maid of Honor
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked. (RBSDf)
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
EXACT OPPOSITE: The Maid of Honor
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Random Gentle Love Master...
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
Wow, I feel like I should go cuddle with a bunny or something. The nymph sounded like so much fun...
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
Wow, I feel like I should go cuddle with a bunny or something. The nymph sounded like so much fun...
AngelicAssassin
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i enjoy beauty, but prefer a brain engaged behind the eyes.
For all intents and purposes, she can definitely consider me a vapor trail.
Sorry bro ... i wouldn't touch her with disposable toys much less fuck her with your dick.Betticus said:
i enjoy beauty, but prefer a brain engaged behind the eyes.
For all intents and purposes, she can definitely consider me a vapor trail.
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A sudden departer here. They got the behavior down pat, however, they're just a little bit clueless in terms of motivation.
The description is, at core, surprisingly similar to the way my zodiac sign is typically described. Makes me wonder if the birthdate question in that quiz was the only one that mattered, and we're just reading a modernized version of Goodman's _Love Signs_.
The description is, at core, surprisingly similar to the way my zodiac sign is typically described. Makes me wonder if the birthdate question in that quiz was the only one that mattered, and we're just reading a modernized version of Goodman's _Love Signs_.
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