What is your OKCupid rating?

[rosco rathbone]

This is a fun site. Take the "Ok Cupid" test, it is a twist on Meyers-Briggs.... I came out Random Brutal Sex Master ("the Hornivore") (the opposing pair is Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer). I was totally honest when I took the test...go figure. Here is the description:

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

 

[Silverlily]

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

 

[m wisdom]

The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

 

[norseprince]

Mine said:
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Was fun,
thanks

 

[sincerely_helene]

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

 

[morninggirl5]

I'm rosco's opposite.


The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

 

[Netzach]

I got what sincerely helene got


...which is interesting because I've only had 2 difficult breakups in my entire life. other relationships fizzled in a mutual and painless way.

 

[Vixandra]

Something involving peaches and the girl next door... right... I think the fact I hang out here says a bit differently, LOL.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I got what sincerely helene got


...which is interesting because I've only had 2 difficult breakups in my entire life. other relationships fizzled in a mutual and painless way.

Painless for YOU...smirk.

sincerely's prognosis doesn't suprise me either, for some reason.

 

[rosco rathbone]

"The Last Man On Earth" cracks me up. GB crawling with them.

 

[RomyDelaney]

Cool

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.


I can live with that analogy. (I didn't like the bottom part so I'm ignoring that bit. )

 

[Netzach]

Painless for YOU...smirk.

sincerely's prognosis doesn't suprise me either, for some reason.

LOL

I guess.

I never even heard a squeak though, or a rumor of a squeak, and several times was ditched over. *sob*

 

[Caitlynne]

I swear I'm more interesting than this....

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I am DBLMf (I think it'swrong)

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.

(YAY for me)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i am

still laughing my ass off, and just can't stop.

But for the sake of the test, i scored as a version of the Random Brutal Love Master ... which one, i'll never tell.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Now, that's scary - I got the same results as Rosco - RBSMm - Hornivore.

 

[Desdemona]

LOL

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph


Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door um.... no thank you.

 

[Aeroil]

ah, I also got the opposite of rosco, DGLD. I don't really think the description suits me much, the most part of that being "you appreciate symmetry in relationships". Hehehe, last I checked a D&S relationship was give and take to the extreme .

 

[sunfox]

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Yeah, that's me. Now excuse me.. I'm going to peruse that grass over there. Just past the fenceline.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: i am

still laughing my ass off, and just can't stop.

But for the sake of the test, i scored as a version of the Random Brutal Love Master ... which one, i'll never tell.

What do you mean "a version"?

Come on now, let's have all cards on the table.

SW: you fucking perv.

 

[Aeroil]

Re: Re: i am

What do you mean "a version"?

Come on now, let's have all cards on the table.

SW: you fucking perv.

there's a male and female version of each of the codes, rosco, the female version of your "hornivore" is "Genghis Khunt"

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: Re: Re: i am

there's a male and female version of each of the codes, rosco, the female version of your "hornivore" is "Genghis Khunt"

I am for some reason doubting that the Ass Ass In is the fee-male version of anything.

 

[Miss Diva]

The Priss: Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

And I have take so many of these stuipid tests, I loved the one about STDs (goes to the match.com site)

I am a

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)


Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.


Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

 

[snowy ciara]

I did it twice and neither of them described me well. The first one was the Window Shopper, and she's supposed to run like hell from Hornivores. The second was the Sonnet. Window shoppers are random gentle love dreamers, and Sonnets are deliberate gentle love dreamers. Which is sort of odd, since I didn't really change my mind that much! sniff! Guess this means I can't be in Unca Rosco's Posse no more...

And according to the slut test, I'm not good at that either.

 

[Aeroil]

hehehe, not the best test I think, it reccomended the sonnet for me but the stiletto sounds like much more fun