What is Your Most Memorable Quote from a Movie?

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From the film: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

The original quotation comes from the 1948 film The
Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.

In one of the scenes in the movie a Mexican bandit
leader Gold Hat (played by Alfonso Bedoya) is trying
to convince Fred C Dobbs (played by Bogart) and
company that they are the Federales.

Dobbs: "If you're the police where are your badges?"

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't
need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
 
Coker (played by Michael Caine), to subordinate who has just blown up a whole van:

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

From "The Italian Job".
 
From the film: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

The original quotation comes from the 1948 film The
Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphrey Bogart.

In one of the scenes in the movie a Mexican bandit
leader Gold Hat (played by Alfonso Bedoya) is trying
to convince Fred C Dobbs (played by Bogart) and
company that they are the Federales.

Dobbs: "If you're the police where are your badges?"

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't
need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

What you're quoting is the 'politically correct' later version.

The original quote was, "We don't got to cho' you no steeenking bodges!"
 
From Rockey Horror Show, Magenta to Riff Raff (who has just blown everyone to kingdom come)

But-- I thought you liked them! They liked you...

From O Brother Where Art Thou? Everett, after some enormous debacle or another...

Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.
 
"You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man." - Kathleen Turner, in Body Heat.

So very, very, VERY sexy. :kiss:
 
"You want to hear me scream?"

"Yeah."

"Then play some rap music." Bruce Wills - The Last Boy Scout.
 


"What we've got here... is failure to communicate."

-Captain, Road Prison 36
( Strother Martin )
Cool Hand Luke ( 1967 )
Screenplay by Donn Pearce and Frank Pierson



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"When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it."

-Lt. Nicholas Holden
( Tony Curtis )
Operation Petticoat ( 1959 )
Screenplay by Paul King and Joseph Stone



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"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"

-Daryl Van Horn
( Jack Nicholson )
The Witches of Eastwick ( 1987 )
Novel by John Updike
Screenplay by Michael Cristofer



 
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The media giveth, and go fuck yourself.
 
"Oh my, you ARE a vulgarian aren't you" - A Fish Called Wanda
 


"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "

-Major T. J. "King" Kong
( Slim Pickens )
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb ( 1964 )
Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Terry Southern





"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

-President Merkin Muffley
( Peter Sellers )
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb ( 1964 )
Screenplay by Stanley Kubrick and Terry Southern



 
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die. "

-Roy Batty
Blade Runner
 
More from The Pricess Bride

Inigo (Mandy Patinkin) to Vizzini (Wallace Shawn

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...
 
#01: "Bond. James Bond."

#02: "I'll be back!"

#03: "My Mama always said Life was like a box of
chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

#04: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

#05: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You
talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you
talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only
one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin'
to?"

#06: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten
me into!"

#07: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest
of them all?"

#08: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. De Mille"

#09: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
Aren't you?"

#10: "May the Force be with you!"
 
From a TV show, Weeds

Nancy: You made your bed, now go fuck in it

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Shane: You are a drug dealer, aren't you?

Nancy: Yes Shane, I grow and sell marijuana. Its organic... Its therapeutic... Its of the earth... like tomatoes

Shane: Yeah, like tomatoes
 
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