What is your favorite type of Cock--

[Aneurysm_II]

Sorry..got cut off there. What is your favorite type of Cockpunch? Do you prefer it in fist, glass, or rooster form?


Best response wins (1) free cockpunch from a celebrity of your choice.*





(*--Celebrity must have at one time appeared on Saved By The Cockpunch: The New Class)

 

[Sir Penis]

You know it!

I prefer my cockpunches to come from cocks (roosters).


I find your joke to be sick and uncalled for on these boards though. Please leave at once!

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Ah! Sir Penis! My arch enemy! The Iron Fist of the West shall collide with the Iron Cock of the East, and the apocalypse shall emerge from behind the mountains! Your teeth will gnash, and your genitals will bleed of their own accord--Oh, no--I meant they'll bleed not of their own accord but from a stiff cockpunch.


Sir Penis----I will give you one last chance to talk (or suck) yourself after this cockpunch.


Speak now, or forever hold your piece!

 

[Sir Penis]

BLASTED! My disguise did not work. It is I, sir penis... how did you know you evil cockpunching foreigner!



I wear a cup made out of plutonium to deflect all punches at this cock. Take that, bacharach.


*licks some hot tities*


Fear it!

 

[Purple Haze]

Whatever happened to Aneurysm_I?

He was such a nice fellow...........

 

[Sir Penis]

I killed him with a cleveland steamer.





*laughs evilish*

 

[Purple Haze]

I think there's two guys sharing one brain here....

 

[freakygirl]

I think there's two guys sharing one brain here....

I'm betting on one guy with no brain...

 

[Sir Penis]

Kinda, yeah.

 

[Purple Haze]

And his uncle's computer....

 

[Sir Penis]

You got me


*Commits Seppuku*

 

[Marxist]

You got me


*Commits Seppuku*

It's not suppuku unless someone chops off your uh, "head."

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Yes. Sir Penis did in fact kill my father, Aneurysm_I--or "Little Bo Peep" as all of those "uncles" that I had called him.


I swore that vengeance would be had by me, but every time I had Sir Penis down on the ground, with a knife to his throat, a plastic bag over his head, and a gun to his taint, he would say the sweetest things, and they would paralyze my mind and he would get away. He calls that move the "I paralyzed you so good you that your daughters will be in menopause when they come out of your baby's momma"--or "IPYSGYTYDWBIMWTCOOYBM" for me. My dad was a police officer, and Sir Penis had just finished his night of work--dealing illegal nudie playing card decks to deaf, autistic kids. Then he would film them pooing on each other's faces and accept that as payment. My dad caught him in the act behind a "GAP for Droolers" retail store, catering to those who lacked the motor skills to keep their mouth dry. The plastic corsets were the biggest sellers. Sir Penis was just----too fast for dad. I took on the name Aneurysm_II because Sir Penis' cleveland steamer was so intense that it cause an aneurysm in my dad's head.

I developed the cockpunch over the course of 8 years, perfecting it so that one day I could defeat Sir Penis. First, I must defeat his henchmen---The Flying CockRings. They can fly----and devastate!

 

[Rubyfruit]

*sigh*

I can see the caliber of posts I've been missing.

 

[Purple Haze]

What's the matter, was the username "Crib Death" already taken?

Settle down or I'll have Eagle70 give you a head-lock.

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Purple_Haze: Join my team of super crime fighters, the "Happy StarSugar SmileTime Squad!!!"

I will grant you a skill of "2" in juice box throwing, and 6 in projectile sneezing. When we aren't fighting evil, we can use our spare time to watch my tape collection of "The Charles Grodin Show"

 

[Sir Penis]

Why is offensive to you guys if me and Aneurysm_II have some dumb banter on these boards?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Banter on. Takes a lot more than this to offend me.

 

[freakygirl]

Is the online role playing forum closed again?

 

[Purple Haze]

I dig Charles Grodin, man.

Can I play with the super-helio stun phaser?

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Banter on. Takes a lot more than this to offend me.

The death of my father is some type of joke to you?!?!?! The only joke I see is that photo of yours!

 

[freakygirl]

/hijacks the thread

Purple Haze, I missed your picture today in the Real Face Av's thread

would you consider sending it my email box?

 

[Sir Penis]

I just got shivers when I read "the wet side of washington state."

 

[Aneurysm_II]

Sorry for the outburst, fair FreakyGurl. Fighting evil is a bigtime stress activity, and sometimes I project my frustrations on innocent bystanders who might prefer the company of others to my exclusive company, but if you're honest and direct, and avoid making a flowery emotional speech, I will respect you for your frankness, and honestly, I'll appreciate the kind straightforward manner in which you told me your decision, and unless I'm a real jerk or a crybaby, WE'LL REMAIN FRIENDS!!

 

[freakygirl]

huh?

I'm only here trying to get Purple Hazes picture

you two continue to play with each others cocks. But could you please apologize to Ruby.. your comment was rude and uncalled for. She's a lovely lady.