What is Your Favorite Monty Python Routine?

[Ambrosious]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs and spam.

 

[Slut_boy]

I have two favourites;

first: the Anne Elk interview (Chapman interviews Clease)
second: the communist quiz (when Karl Marx won that "beautiful lounge suite".

 

[Shylady]

is that a real monty python thing or are you just hungry for spam?

I like the silly walks

 

[Ambrosious]

I like Chiiiiiineeeeeessssseee!

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/2826/phoop.gif

 

[Guest]

Poodles suck! A half-a-bee could kick a poodles ass.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

"Spankings....and then the oral sex!"
When I play that out, it has a somewhat different ending

 

[Purple Haze]

That platoon of fairies doing drill and ceremonies kills me every time.

 

[Guest]

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[miles]

Decisions, decisions.

The customer trying to return a dead bird to the pet shop he bought it from. The owner says, "he's not dead, he's sleeping."

After the election Gore reminded me of the wounded knight whose arms and legs were lopped off in battle but still insisted "It's only a flesh wound - I can still fight."

 

[Latina]

We had a thread like this not long ago. Same answers now as then:

Ministry of Silly Walks
I came here to have an argument...No, you didn't.
Stop this sketch, it's getting TOO silly!

-- Latina

 

[Ambrosious]

Stop this sketch, it's getting TOO silly!

-- Latina

No, it's not.

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/2826/phoop.gif

Puddles, you randy bitch you! You know what that jumping through the hoop thing does to me!! ROO ROO ROO ROO!!



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[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't think it's a "routine," but -

Shrubbery guarding via the Nights of Neh!

Watch out or the will say, "Neh to you!"

Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh!!!!!

 

[miles]

Yes, it is

 

[Bushido71XS]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.......

Or maybe,

"Quick get the holy handgrenade!!!"

 

[Ticklish Girl]

They had this one sketch about Beethoven's home life that was hilarious. Beethoven was trying to compose the 5th Symphony, and every few seconds his wife came barging in asking these insane questions. "Ludwig! Have you seen the sugar bowl?" "No, I haven't seen the bloody sugar bowl, now leave me alone! I'm trying to write this stinking tune!"

 

[Guest]

Oh crap... how to narrow the choices....???

I'm gonna go with the bit from Life of Brian... when they're at the stadium, and the one guy announces that he wants to be a woman... he wants to be called Loretta... because he wants to have babies.... WOOHOO!!! Funny shit!!!

Then, of course, at the end, when the guy is lined up waiting for a cross... he comes to the guy who asks "what'll it be?" and eveyone is saying crusifiction... except our guy, who says... freedom. "Right then, um, o.k.,... well, off you go..."

Too funny!!!

 

[scylis]

first off, it's "NEE"!!!

and second...
i'll hafta go with the people turning into Scotsmen show... where flying saucers crewed by giant blemonges(sp?) turn nearly the whole of England into scotsmen in order to win Wimbledon, since scots suck at tennis..

that and the funniest joke ever made..

 

[naudiz]

Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger, was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schleigal;
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
About the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed ....

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could put it away -
Half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart -
"I drink therefore I am";

And Socrates, himself, is particularly missed ....
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[ranajja]

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

What is your favorite color?

Three shall be the counting...

 

[CreamyLady]

The Spanish Inquisition or the suicidal Scotsmen. I'll go flip a coin or something.

 

[Darowyn]

I've always liked the very obscure "Confuse a Cat" routine, but often find myself quoting the "Four Yorkshiremen".
We 'ad to get up at two in t'mornin', walk ninety miles to t'mill etc."

 

[Vlad]

"Life of Brian" routine "Biggus Dickus"--he has a wife you know "Incontinentia Buttocks" snicker, snicker--phrow im in da phoor!
Spelling may be screwed up--

Vlad

[Edited by Vlad on 12-20-2000 at 11:43 PM]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Three shall be the counting...

And the counting shall be three


Five is right out!!!!


Oh thats right a question

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