What is wrong with people?

[April]

At 10:14 at night, there's some chick walking around, stuffing people's mail slots.

Go home and stop bothering people with your silly junk mail that no one wants!!! Geeze, it's fucking dark out there!

I swear it's a conspiracy between the junk mailers and the paper trash pickup people.

 

[TWB]

Pipe Bomber???

Don't forget the timber industry. . .

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Pipe Bomber???

Don't forget the timber industry. . .

And the anti-environmentalists...

 

[OpposingBalance]

and terrorists...

BEWARE ANTHRAX!!!

 

[April]

I think y'all are overlooking the biggest conspiracy there is.

And no, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. They're listening, don't ya know.

 

[RawHumor]

I think y'all are overlooking the biggest conspiracy there is.

And no, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. They're listening, don't ya know.

Yeah, but not all of them can read, so we're pretty safe.