What is the stupidest...

[Belegon]

How's this...

some of you know I played a lil minor league ball...

In the passageway from locker room to field at one of the home parks, the pipes hang a little low...


Had a great game one night. Picked a runner off first from my knees, threw out a guy trying to steal third, went 3-4 at the plate with a game winning double with men on second and third. Perhaps my best game as a pro.

On the way back to the locker room, I was enjoying the moment and laughing so much I forgot about this one spot where you need to walk in the middle or duck....

CRACK!

woke up on the trainers table. as soon as the guys saw I was alright the laughter started....

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Hmmm, all right I'll chip in. Let's count along with the slaps.

I was regularly driving home one girl while I was absolutely obsessed with another back in high school. She was a good friend so I didn't think anything of it. It was also at a time approaching Prom.

First Slap: I often talked about my futile crush on the obsession girl to her on the trips home especially about my last shot ask out that was to be for Prom. <Slap>

Second Slap: She tentatively brought up that she had no hope of being asked out by anyone so would I be willing to ask her if the other thing fell through. I agreed to make her my "back-up" date. <Slap>

Third Slap: After I was thoroughly rejected by obsession girl, I gave the same flowers I tried to give to obsession girl to my friend in a mood that could politely be referred to as "sour". I said "Guess I'm going with you after all." <Slap>

Fourth Slap: Long after the incident she revealed that she had had a crush on me about that time, but it faded right before the Prom largely due to fact that I was "an insensitive asshole at the time". <Big F-ing Slap>

Luckily the karmic imbalance was shortly remedied by a tale known only as the Exploding Prom Pants Story and which you will never ever hear if I have my say.

For the rest of the tale of that girl. She forgave me for that whole thing because she knew I was both an oblivious moron and thoroughly obsessed with someone else at the time. She is currently my best female friend and all romantic possibilities are impossible now due to the fact that I've become like a brother by now to her.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Oh this thread is so fun! lol.

I have a few little embarrassing-I-want-to-die moments, but I get embarrassed easily, lol.

I wore my shirt that says, "My inner child needs a spankin'." to a basketball game in high school.
I was in Pep Band, so there I sit in the stands with my obscene shirt on, totally surprised that I didn't get asked to turn it inside out, lol.
We got to take 'time off' in shifts, so it was my groups turn to go, so we were walking down the bleachers, when I hear a classmate yell, "Your inner child isn't all I wanna spank!"
That was horrible enough on its own, but in my shock, I stopped, and the girl behind me slammed into my back, and I go sprawling down the bleachers. (Luckily I was close to the bottom, lol.)
My clarinet goes flying onto the court, and I wait for someone to trample this $2000 piece of wood and metal.
It didn't get smashed thank god. But I did leave the game and go home. No way in hell was I going back into that gym! lol.

Prom junior year.. I had a crush on my date, who turned into my boyfriend.
Well, he's 6'7, so I had quite a reach to get my arms where they needed to be, lol.
We'd been dancing like, the entire time, when I suddenly decide to look down.
(Due to the cut of the dress, I couldn't wear a bra with it.)
Anyhow, I look down... into the top of my dress... straight down... to the floor. LOL.

Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now, but there are more, lol.

~K