What is the STUPIDEST thing you ever said?

[Siren]

 

[Mensa]

It's a long story

" I do!"

 

[Siren]

HAHAHA

 

[Mensa]

Re: HAHAHA

YEA that can be stupid given the right or wrong circumstances.



ya made me laugh out loud there..........

that was funny....

was that one of your brillantly embarassing posts ya was talkin about before?

I don't think you'd call it brilliant, but it certainly was embarassing at times.

 

[Siren]

okay Menso, I'll bite........

 

[Mr. Bootie]

I'm not sure if its the stupidest answer when.

when dealing with a female or the safest answer. The answer is...................."yes" I get myself in trouble either way. Doesn't matter the question, or the circumstance. All I know that it is definitely safer than saying "no".


Fellas, what's that quote thought we think when dealing with females on any given argument. Ladies we think this..................................................................................................

" When I'm wrong, I'm wrong
When I'm right,.....I'm still wrong." lmao (But this is true)

kgboot

 

[Siren]

spoken like a true male

 

[Mensa]

Re: okay Menso, I'll bite........

why was it embarassing?

I can't discuss it. We've had the transcript sealed, to protect the innocent!

 

[KillerMuffin]

It went something like this...

"On a ship, there is no where to run," said the DC instructor.

"Chief?" pipes up Muffin

"What is it, AROC?" Chief, not the DC instructor, sounds awful pissed off. You know he's waitin for it. Muff doesn't dissapoint.

"You know how you said that everything we do is to prepare us for life on a ship?"

"Yep."

"Well, if there is no place to run on a ship, why are we always runnin around here?" says the Muffin, which is the stupidest thing the Muffin has ever said.

"Drop." <--- favorite chief response.

Did a hundred and fifty for that one. The other Chief put it philosophically. "Look at it this way, ladies. Everytime we beat you, it's a chance for you to excel at your chosen profession."

Of course, at the time of the stupidness, Muffin had managed to work her way into being able to do 150 pushups in less than 5 minutes. Why? Because Muffin was a fucking idiot who didn't stick duct tape over her mouth through boot camp.

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Anytime Siren. I just request one thing........

I think you answered my thread question perfectly.

thank you Kgbootie.

Please don't hold it against me....... lol

kgboot

 

[Siren]

KM that was funny.....

 

[Mr. Bootie]

LMAO.................However???????

I can actually visualize it too.



Kgbootie........

I wont hold 'anything' against you.

haha.

You and I know the REAL truth on that one. lol

kgboot

 

[Orlanth]

"I love you" to my ex-fiance.

 

[Siren]

SB.......is that why.....

 

[Orlanth]

Re: SB.......is that why.....

.....she is your 'ex-fiance'?

That one thing: "I love you" started a reltionship was the started of the end of my life. Getting involved with her was the stupidest thing I could have done.

Think you selfs lucky she never even knew of Literotica.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

"I know that I am wrong, it doesn't mean that it is wrong to follow what I say" I learned my lesson, never argue with two 8 year old twins (one female, one male) when you have just discovered what they did with the sunscreen and why "Jimmy Conklin is a donkey" is something that will forever be associated in my mind with sunless tan. That was back in July. I still haven't told their mother, and since it faded with a little handy henna application after the sunless tan wore off, I don't think she needs to know.

 

[beckbabe]

Homestead Florida, 1994, Harry Gant's last race. They have a big tent set up, with a huge banner that says, "Meet Harry!" Beckbabe runs ahead of her husband, and brothers in law, right up to Harry Gant, turns around and yells, "Hey guys... come on...you can meet Harry Melling!!!"

 

[Debbie]

Me? duh I don't say stupid things 'cos I'm a blonde

"I like it when you are always right
It just proves I COULD be wrong."

by Debiexxx

 

[Mistress]

To KR1: Sure I'll give ya my phone number if you really want to call me that bad......




'Nuff said.

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

"I don't need any drugs, I WANT to experience natural childbirth."

 

[pabloback]

just asked sexygirl for a photoshoot , would that be stupid?

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: It's a long story

" I do!"

Coming into this thread, I was going to post the exact same thing seeing as I'm going through divorce at this moment. It sounds so harsh to say it was the STUPIDEST thing I ever said, but when it fits.... and I regret it.... then, yes... it is harsh.

 

[Sweetlola]

..... then there was that time when I said "Sure, I can finish off that bottle of everclear"...... uh boy.

 

[Pokerman]

A joke to cheer up my dear friend, the SEXY Lola...

Q: Whats the shortest sentence in the English language?
A: "Go."

Q: Whats the longest sentence in the English language?
A: "I do."

 

[Sweetlola]

Pokie... you always find a way to put this cheesy grin back on my face!! Something about you is not quite right... but I love it!