What is the redneck capital of the United States?

[WriterDom]

My vote goes to walhalla, South Carolina.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't know, but Reno, NV sure has its share of them.

 

[Sillyman]

Morgan County Alabama. Do not stop there. Do NOT stop there. Ever, for any reason. Have to pee? Piss yourself. Flat tire? Drive on the rim. Do not spend an instant there if you do not want to live Deliverance. I am not fucking around here.

 

[kotori]

Panama City, Florida, is the capital of the Redneck Riviera

 

[joolushko]

Ravenswood, WV.....oh wait, sorry, that is hillbilly.....how about Bedford, Indiana.

 

[Axeltheswede]

Redneck capital

A second vote for Reno, Nevada. Somehow the country got tilted once. All the loose rednecks rolled into Reno.

 

[Clitfucker]

Memphis, Tennessee. Enough said.

 

[metal_minx]

Morgan County Alabama. Do not stop there. Do NOT stop there. Ever, for any reason. Have to pee? Piss yourself. Flat tire? Drive on the rim. Do not spend an instant there if you do not want to live Deliverance. I am not fucking around here.

lmao

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Redneck capital

A second vote for Reno, Nevada. Somehow the country got tilted once. All the loose rednecks rolled into Reno.

LOL - like Las Vegas doesn't have its share of rednecks as well. Ok, Reno does probably have more, I agree.

 

[Guest]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana is my vote

 

[koalabear]

Morgan County Alabama. Do not stop there. Do NOT stop there. Ever, for any reason. Have to pee? Piss yourself. Flat tire? Drive on the rim. Do not spend an instant there if you do not want to live Deliverance. I am not fucking around here.

With out a doubt Alabama. Goes along with the worst state puplic schools in the U.S.A..

 

[scylis]

*hears "Dueling Banjos" playing in the distance*



*ignites lightsaber*

i fuckin' HATE rednecks! they're worse than pikies.

 

[Private Vasquez]

i fuckin' HATE rednecks! they're worse than pikies.

Ya like dags?

 

[scylis]

Ya like dags?

is your AV trailer trash barbie? she lookes stoned and beaten.

 

[Private Vasquez]

it's the very limited edition Kate Moss Barbie®. Stoned sounds about right

 

[scylis]

that explains it.

 

[Sillyman]

With out a doubt Alabama. Goes along with the worst state puplic schools in the U.S.A..

Huntsville, where I live, is predominately yuppies. Birhmingham is primarily black with a few necks mixed in. Morgan county is home of the southern sherriff.

Officer Jimmy Dean: "You ain't from round here izzya boy?"

 

[Georgia Girl]

i fuckin' HATE rednecks!

I'm absolutely crushed, you never even gave me a chance before deciding you hated me.

Actually you should try deep northwest GA. Many years ago there were overhead lights on drive thrus at the banks and restaurants, not any more though, the antenna's on the 4x4's keep busting them out, everyone gave up. Most of the cb's around here are hooked to amp's, granted you can talk to CA but you can also cut into the radio of the cars around you. No need for cell phones here.

Dawn

 

[Shaq]

Lynchburg Virginia or somewhere in West VA

 

[joolushko]

Re: Re: Redneck capital

LOL - like Las Vegas doesn't have its share of rednecks as well. Ok, Reno does probably have more, I agree.

Hey now, most of us Las Vegans are transplanted from someplace else. It is older parts of Henderson that have all the rednecks.

Henderson is attached to Las Vegas for those who don't know.

 

[scylis]

I'm absolutely crushed, you never even gave me a chance before deciding you hated me.

Actually you should try deep northwest GA. Many years ago there were overhead lights on drive thrus at the banks and restaurants, not any more though, the antenna's on the 4x4's keep busting them out, everyone gave up. Most of the cb's around here are hooked to amp's, granted you can talk to CA but you can also cut into the radio of the cars around you. No need for cell phones here.

Dawn

you know how to use a computer and spell quite well.

you are not a redneck.

 

[Sillyman]

*Walks out in wifebeater and boxers. Slurps half of Miller down then throws it on the ground*

"Peaches? PEACHES?! What the hell did I tell you bout messin with the goddamn dog? Now stop it, I can barely hear Andy on the T.V. Shut it woman. And git yer goddamn ass in the kitchen and sart making my fucking chicken will you? I'm bout to die o' star-fucking-vation."

 

[monster666]

*hears "Dueling Banjos" playing in the distance*



*ignites lightsaber*

i fuckin' HATE rednecks! they're worse than pikies.

Nice. Next you'll be singling out green necks. Where will it stop?

 

[scylis]

Nice. Next you'll be singling out green necks. Where will it stop?

are you an ogre?

 

[Georgia Girl]

you know how to use a computer and spell quite well.

you are not a redneck.

Thank you for the compliment but I can assure you that I am a redneck, even got the truck to prove it.

Dawn