What is the purpose of a nightclub?

[Mike_Yates]

Other than drinking and dancing, what is the purpose and function of a nightclub?

I have never been to one, and probably never will. That just isn't my cup of tea.

Me? I'd much rather go to an opera or listen to a live orchestra while wearing a fancy tuxedo.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sex..

Ahh... so it's to meet people to take home and have sex with?

 

[Que]

Ahh... so it's to meet people to take home and have sex with?

Yes. When you go to the coat-room they give you a claim ticket with a number. The number helps them find your coat. Most people do not realize that the symbol on the back of our claim check entitles you to a woman. You simply have to find a woman with the matching symbol on her claim check and if you are into her, you can take her home with you.

Pro-tip. If there is a girl you like but she has the wrong symbol on her claim check, simply leave and then come back for another try at the right symbol.

 

[phrodeau]

They provide employment and a chance to hear musicians who aren't working at the opera or the orchestra that week.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Shagly]

To meet, dance, get plastered and then get laid.

 

[Shagly]

Sex..

I support that and titties.

 

[PayDay]

Brainwashing and rape.

 

[Aquagal]

For the roofie drinks!

 

[Mike_Yates]

This is my kind of party.

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[oggbashan]

To make money for the owners/operators by selling high priced alcohol to increasingly addled customers.

Frenzied dancing means more thirst = more alcohol sales, so the wilder the dancing the better the operators like it. Slow smoochy dances don't sell drinks.

 

[Adre]

It was a place for swells to smoke and drink and rub shoulders with characters of both savory and not so savory natures. Now and then you'd cop a feel under the table or get your dick sucked in the alley out back. On a good night Tony or Mel sang til the wee hours. Bring me a check, doll.

 

[CandiCame]

Outgrowing the club scene is weird. Because you start asking questions like that instead of getting blackout drunk and having sex that you only vaguely remember.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I like the kind of parties where people dress up in suits/dresses and drink gold champagne out of tall glasses and someone plays a classical piano.

No loud music, no dancing, no trashiness.

 

[cjh]

I like the idea of you in a tux at the opera.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I like the idea of you in a tux at the opera.

Yup... or at the playing of a powerful live orchestral composition.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Meat market for youngins. If you're over 30, you're likely to be looked upon as an outsider.

 

[tributemisty]

The purpose and function of a nightclub is to provide a venue for people who wish to go clubbing at night time. Glad I could help. Luv Misty xxxxx

 

[Mike_Yates]

Well that just isn't my bag.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

It's a place for women to get free drinks and act like men owe them the world while at the same time saying they're not there for the dudes - but they're happy to take the free drinks.

On the flip side it's also a minefield of rape drugs and low-level PUAs practicing "negging" and "kino."

Avoid those places at all costs.

 

[Mike_Yates]

It's a place for women to get free drinks and act like men owe them the world while at the same time saying they're not there for the dudes - but they're happy to take the free drinks.

On the flip side it's also a minefield of rape drugs and low-level PUAs practicing "negging" and "kino."

Avoid those places at all costs.

What is a PUA?

 

[contrifan32]

Well that just isn't my bag.

I don't think anyone here cares

 

[Kitty]

Can someone say

"mega profit"

in Italian.

Because it's the money of the owners.

They could give a shit about the purpose.

 

[Kitty]

What is a PUA?

Pua. Sounds like a Hawaiian word.