What is the most disgusting yet delicious fast food product to enjoy while PMS-ing?

[BlondGirl]

I am craving everything. I would gnaw off my dog's leg if he did not have that gross habbit of sitting with his dick hanging out and touching it. I want sweets. I want salt. I want spicy. And I want it NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

I was considering heading to Jack-in-the-Crack for some of those raunchy "tacos"--Anybody else got any suggestions?

(Don't suggest anything healthy either--healthy stuff is not allowed when I am feeling really bitchy!)

 

[estevie]

its not disgusting really, but I only eat it at that time of the month.

its mexican pizza from taco bell or skyline chili dogs...mmm mmm yum!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lilminx]

Chocolate covered pretzels- you get the salty and the chocolate in one... mmmmm.....
Chips in french onion dip are good too...
A grilled cheese and bacon sandwich...

 

[BlondGirl]

Y'all have some good suggestions. I have yet to try the tacobell pizza--but will put that on my list for next month. (Or tomorrow night-LOL)

I went and got some pseudo-Chinese. Some S&S pork and rice and general tsao's ckn. and I drank an entire large cup of H2O to go with it. Still thirsty though--will get more water in a bit. My dog finished it off and is now happily licking and relicking and rerelicking the container. He is a smart doggie. I'd do the same if I could have stuffed any more inside of me.

Know what I have been wanting? Does anyone remember when Redenbocker's microwave popcorn had the flavor pouches to sprinkle on? Especially the sour cream and onion ones? Oh my--I wish I knew how to duplicate that. My kid would go nuts for it. And me too.

A cherry lime would be good now too.
Or some cheese cake.
It is a good thing that I am both full AND broke now, isn't it?

 

[Kymberley]

This is the only time I eat chocolate. Otherwise, I can't stand it at all.

 

[morninggirl5]

It's not fast food, but jambalaya paired with fresh cucumbers (lots of salt on them) is my sure PMS fix. I don't usually crave the salt or chocolate, I want extra spicy if I'm able to eat anything.

 

[sunnii]

PMS muchies

Tostitos "hint of lime" tortilla chips with HOT salsa,
followed by instant chocolate pudding. Not the pre-made kind in the cup- it's only truly satisfying when you make it yourself.

all washed down with a ice cold dr. pepper


hope this isn't too healthy for you BlondGirl

 

[Guru]

 

[EmeraldEyes]

When it's that time of month I really seem to crave Egg McMuffins with sausage and cheese! Fattening, I know but I just can't help it! lol

 

[BlondGirl]

"Deep-fried chocolate-covered lard balls"

LMAOOOO--Oh shit. You caught me off guard with this one. I am going to steal this to use at work sometime.

Wait. I stopped and got some doughnut holes this morning--If I could get them in the chocolate flavor, wouldn't this qualify?

HAHAHHAHAHAHA
(I can seriously envision some old southern plantation granny standing over the wood cook-stove and frying up balls of frozen lard dipped in breading to keep all the "juice" from leaking out before dipping them in chocolate sauce. Oh my!)

Sunnii, I think your idea is more along my own personal tastes. I might have your suggestions for desert after my Taco Smell goodies.

 

[chanaud]

Greasy chinese followed by a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew. After I feel icky and bloated, I top it off with a Dairy Queen mudslide. Yummmmmmmmm. And of course sex for dessert

Oh, I especially enjoy the Checkers chili dogs with a large chocolate milkshake cravings.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

PMS-ing

ouch don`t know to much on that subject.hope you feel better blondegirl.
HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU

 

[XXplorher]

Uhh........red wine?

 

[Guru]

 

[freakygirl]

When it's that time of month I really seem to crave Egg McMuffins with sausage and cheese! Fattening, I know but I just can't help it! lol

Ok.. being an EX employee of McDonalds.. (and having an ex husband who runs 5 stores.. and a son who works at one of said stores) i feel.. like CORRECTING you..

it's not an Egg McMuffin with sausage and cheese.. an Egg McMuffin.. is.. canadian bacon, egg and cheese on an english muffin.. SAUSAGE MCMUFFIN WITH CHEESE.. is sausage, egg, and cheese on an english muffin..



and yes.. that sounds good about now.. lol

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Someone mentioned McDonalds - whenever they come out with that " McRib " sandwich ... my friends and I refer to it as a " McPork".... we laugh so hard we cry tears.


But back to the munchies. I love to munch out on sweets when that time of the month comes around, the sweeter the better. It has to be drenched in chocolate... Mmmmmm


* laughing * McPork ....... * wiping the tears away *

 

[Guru]

 

[EmeraldEyes]

i feel.. like CORRECTING you..

I could care less about what they're called! I just know they taste good!

 

[Simply Me]

Not gloating or anything, but I dont have pms anymore! But I do still love junk food. Sausage Mcmuffins, mmmmmmm ..

 

[Mensa]

The Devil made me ask

Not gloating or anything, but I dont have pms anymore!

So you got the sex-change did you?

 

[Simply Me]

Re: The Devil made me ask

So you got the sex-change did you?

Yes I did Mensa, and just for you baby..