What is the Holy Grail of Sex Toys?

Snowman5933

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Why the Sybian of course. I caught a clip of this on Howard Stern's show.

Check it out: Brunette riding the Sybian on the Howard Stern show

I would give anything to see my wife on one of those. I can just imagine having a party and letting all the women take turns riding this thing. It makes me wish I had an extra $1300 laying around. So, has anyone ever been on one. Share your experience.

Snowman
 
Snowman5933 said:
Why the Sybian of course. I caught a clip of this on Howard Stern's show.

Check it out: Brunette riding the Sybian on the Howard Stern show

I would give anything to see my wife on one of those. I can just imagine having a party and letting all the women take turns riding this thing. It makes me wish I had an extra $1300 laying around. So, has anyone ever been on one. Share your experience.

Snowman

All I know about the Sybian is I had to have somebody explain to me how it worked. :eek:

If you're interested, Silverwhisper had a thread about it a while back.

Thanks for reminding me of it. It's one of the funniest ones here.
 
That thread was funny. Now that you know what it is would you give it a try?
 
Hurt.

Tried twice.

Second time, hurt less but still not good....

I've heard for some it's awesome, others not.

I'm a not.
 
Snowman5933 said:
That thread was funny. Now that you know what it is would you give it a try?

In the right place at the right time, I might be persuaded by the right person. :eek:

On second thought, no. I wouldn't be comfortable with being on display like that.

And I'd probably fall off. :rolleyes:
 
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tribbles said:
Hurt.

Tried twice.

Second time, hurt less but still not good....

I've heard for some it's awesome, others not.

I'm a not.

What hurt? Was it the vibration or the attachment? How high did you turn up the machine and how long did you stay on it? In the clips that I have seen (and thats my only experience with this device) everyone is using the flat top attachment with the ridges and bumps.

My wife has clittoral orgasms 99% of the time and when we use toys its the silver bullet that works best. She doesn't like the insertable toys at all. She can handle the vibration from the bullet pretty well and I was just wondering if an opportunity to try a Sybian ever came along if she would experience what most of the women in the video clips were experiencing......huge monster orgasms?

Ever since I saw the Sybian I can't help but fantasize about watching women (wife, friends, co-workers) ride it and having these massive orgasms. It's very erotic to me. It's so beautiful to watch a woman cum.
 
Snowman5933 said:
Ever since I saw the Sybian I can't help but fantasize about watching women (wife, friends, co-workers) ride it and having these massive orgasms. It's very erotic to me. It's so beautiful to watch a woman cum.


That's exactly what it is: a fantasy. Do you really think that that woman in the clip was NOT acting in some way? She is/was on TV for God's sake! I'm not saying it doesn't do a thing for all women, but a lot will certainly not respond like thát (and real female orgasms don't look all that cute and styled anyway)... :rolleyes:

Uhm.... keep dreaming! :D
 
Snowman5933 said:
I would give anything to see my wife on one of those. I can just imagine having a party and letting all the women take turns riding this thing. It makes me wish I had an extra $1300 laying around.
I haven't seen it yet, but apparently a member of our club has one and sometimes brings it to events, then offers attractive women a ride. People who have seen it report it/him to be an annoyance - sleazy.

So, I don't have experience, but other than curiosity, it doesn't hold much appeal to me - at least no more than other sex toys that have gotten good reviews. I like my vibes and the real thing best, thankyouverymuch. :)
 
M's girl said:
That's exactly what it is: a fantasy. Do you really think that that woman in the clip was NOT acting in some way? She is/was on TV for God's sake! I'm not saying it doesn't do a thing for all women, but a lot will certainly not respond like thát (and real female orgasms don't look all that cute and styled anyway)... :rolleyes:

Uhm.... keep dreaming! :D

I am with you on this.

That clip made me laugh so much.
I wonder if she is a porn star, or wants to be one :rolleyes:
Erika, I can easily imagine that someone taking this to events would be seen as sleazy.
My first thought when I read your post was 'I wonder if he cleans it inbetween women?' *sigh* Sometime I am such a housewife (and I am not that keen on housework lol)
 
Snowman5933 said:
What hurt? Was it the vibration or the attachment? How high did you turn up the machine and how long did you stay on it? In the clips that I have seen (and thats my only experience with this device) everyone is using the flat top attachment with the ridges and bumps.

My wife has clittoral orgasms 99% of the time and when we use toys its the silver bullet that works best. She doesn't like the insertable toys at all. She can handle the vibration from the bullet pretty well and I was just wondering if an opportunity to try a Sybian ever came along if she would experience what most of the women in the video clips were experiencing......huge monster orgasms?

Ever since I saw the Sybian I can't help but fantasize about watching women (wife, friends, co-workers) ride it and having these massive orgasms. It's very erotic to me. It's so beautiful to watch a woman cum.

Started both times, with the machine on lowest settings, did not use the flat top attachement as I didn't see it at the club, instead we used the smaller dildo attachement.

I found the way it hit me, inside, even on low setting to feel like I was being beaten. It just happened to 'hit' spots that hurt, instead of felt good. That bone ridge near the entrance of the vagina (tummy side) was 'smacked' over and over...I'm sure if I was built a bit different or with a different attachement, I would try again.

First time, I might have stayed for 30 sec and the second time, we did it before any other sex and I managed it for maybe 60-90 sec. I did wiggle around trying to find a position it felt good in, but it just didn't work for me.

I have seen women who loved it, use it. :devil:

The manufacturer's main page has a links to clubs who have one. See if any are close to you.
 
shy slave said:
Erika, I can easily imagine that someone taking this to events would be seen as sleazy.
My first thought when I read your post was 'I wonder if he cleans it inbetween women?' *sigh* Sometime I am such a housewife (and I am not that keen on housework lol)
That was mine, too, Shy. Apparently, yes, everything is disinfected between riders. It's still kinda creepy though.
 
I think one reason that fantasies are so much fun is because we most often make them perfect. I know that in real life most women would be turned off by the idea of using a sex toy in front of other people, but in fantasy it works out so well. It would make me just as uncomfortable to approach someone that I wasn't intimate with about using it. So don't worry this one is for dreaming only. I did wonder about how you would clean it between uses. I'm pretty obsessive about hygiene myself and would feel uncomfortable using a sex toy that I knew someone else had used, no matter how clean it was. Tribbles said that the small dildo attachment was very uncomfortable and that was pretty much what I was expecting to hear, as my SO has never liked insertable toys either.

Thanks for sharing all the great information. I did go to the manufacturers website and looked for clubs that have the Sybian. There aren't any near where we live and thats ok, cause I don't know if me and the SO would go to a swingers club. I think that would be a little outside of our comfort zone. Thank you all.

Snowman
 
BUZZZZZZZZ owwww

I think of oral sex where you just about pass out it feels so good - and I'm talking about me doing it to her. Like necking when you were in your teens - where you just kiss for hours and your lips and tongue explore every little nook and cranny, fold and ridge. That feeling just transferred between her legs doing it until your tongue aches and your neck feels like it's gonna snap off ... and still ya just LOVE that feeling of lovin her that way. I think of her being so turned on that even a direct or forceful brush of my tongue along the side of her clit made her arch her back as too intense ....

Then I think of that sweet and delicate clit sitting on what amounts to a pneumatic RIVETTER. Sorry. The ONLY women I can see actually enjoying that contraption are the ones who use a HITACHI Rocket on HIGH for about two hours in the evening and again in the morning. Their clits have to be so desensitized that a tongue down there wouldn't even register.

OBTW for those guys who do find a woman that desensitized by too intense vibe activity here's what ya'll do. PURSE your lips like you're playing the TRUMPET and make a KAZOO sound with your lips. KAZOO (new verb) the "Star Spangeld Banner" or "WipeOut" right into her clit. It takes breathing control so you don't run outta air right at the wurst time but if you breath opposite hers you should be OK and you'll be able to BLOW her away. Get the timing down and she'll follow ya home.
 
Snowman5933 said:
That thread was funny. Now that you know what it is would you give it a try?

I would L O V E to try it. I would want my feet to reach the ground so if it got too intense I could stand up or change the pressure and contact area. That is if my legs would support me. :p

I wonder if that could be mounted :) on a motorcycle for the passenger? Perhaps a side car or trailer for a small generator. Ok, it was just a thought. :rolleyes:
 
It looks like K-9, the robot dog from the old Dr Who tv series (not the newer ones) :D
 
Mazuri said:
It looks like K-9, the robot dog from the old Dr Who tv series (not the newer ones) :D

I would ride the good old K-9 (his co but I wouldn't ride one of those sybian things.

But that's not what I came in here to say. I came to dispute the thread-starter's assertion. The Holy Grail of Sex Toys is a man. :D
 
I'd never be comfortable doing something like that in public. I'd likely be uncomfortable doing it at all. I'm not a "rider" type of girl.

Fury :rose:
 
MR.GGG said:
I think of oral sex where you just about pass out it feels so good - and I'm talking about me doing it to her. Like necking when you were in your teens - where you just kiss for hours and your lips and tongue explore every little nook and cranny, fold and ridge. That feeling just transferred between her legs doing it until your tongue aches and your neck feels like it's gonna snap off ... and still ya just LOVE that feeling of lovin her that way. I think of her being so turned on that even a direct or forceful brush of my tongue along the side of her clit made her arch her back as too intense ....

Then I think of that sweet and delicate clit sitting on what amounts to a pneumatic RIVETTER. Sorry. The ONLY women I can see actually enjoying that contraption are the ones who use a HITACHI Rocket on HIGH for about two hours in the evening and again in the morning. Their clits have to be so desensitized that a tongue down there wouldn't even register.

OBTW for those guys who do find a woman that desensitized by too intense vibe activity here's what ya'll do. PURSE your lips like you're playing the TRUMPET and make a KAZOO sound with your lips. KAZOO (new verb) the "Star Spangeld Banner" or "WipeOut" right into her clit. It takes breathing control so you don't run outta air right at the wurst time but if you breath opposite hers you should be OK and you'll be able to BLOW her away. Get the timing down and she'll follow ya home.

Is this a serious post?

Or a joke post?

I can't tell.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Is this a serious post?

Or a joke post?

I can't tell.

Fury :rose:
I'm guessing it's serious, and from someone who's convinced they know what they're talking about, and enjoys trying to convince everyone else of the same. :rolleyes:

Then again, what do we know, Fury? We're merely owners of female anatomy, after all. ;)
 
SweetErika said:
I'm guessing it's serious, and from someone who's convinced they know what they're talking about, and enjoys trying to convince everyone else of the same. :rolleyes:

Then again, what do we know, Fury? We're merely owners of female anatomy, after all. ;)

LMAO!

Fury :rose:
 
Sure looks like a big, stinky pile of fun to me.

Well, if I was a woman, anyway.
 
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