What is the full story anyway???

[Shankara20]

At times when reading the news I am struck by a WTF! Sitting aside the tragedy of the deaths my mind wonders to "what the hell was going on in the first place?" mode.

Real news
(AP) CLEVELAND - A woman was stabbed during an argument while sitting behind the wheel of a car, tried to drive away and struck her attacker's 2-year-old daughter, authorities said Friday. The woman and the girl both died, and the toddler's mother was found naked several blocks away and arrested.

Questions:
Where did the naked woman carry her knife?
What was she doing out naked with her toddler?
Was the dead woman in the car also naked?

When I started this thread I was going to make up a "back story" that ended with the facts in the news report, but I just can't get it started. Can you?

Feel free to post your own WTF stuff if you like.

 

[Shankara20]

and WTF's with the bike in the background here?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f3KI_fk3yqc/T7aBKVswEsI/AAAAAAAAABo/L7cONCpAE3o/s320/7101379035_6ecba5386c_b.jpg​

"Hey, let's stop our ride for a quick wank, as what?"

or

"I'm a bit horny, let's grab our bikes and head to the woods"

or

?????

 

[DVS]

and WTF's with the bike in the background here?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f3KI_fk3yqc/T7aBKVswEsI/AAAAAAAAABo/L7cONCpAE3o/s320/7101379035_6ecba5386c_b.jpg​

"Hey, let's stop our ride for a quick wank, as what?"

or

"I'm a bit horny, let's grab our bikes and head to the woods"

or

?????

"Damn! See, I told you so. Last time we were out here, we got into Poison Ivy. I told you that was what it was, but you didn't want to stop. Now look! And damn, it itches!"