What is the dumbest Olympic sport?

[blobfish]

Besides every sport in the Winter Olympics, which Olympic sport is the dumbest? My vote is for dressage.

 

[Riles]

Besides every sport in the Winter Olympics, which Olympic sport is the dumbest? My vote is for dressage.

HEY!!!

 

[killallhippies]

the horse shit isn't dumb. it's just boring. the correct answer is trampoline.

 

[blobfish]

HEY!!!

Which part didn't you like?

 

[Riles]

Which part didn't you like?

Mastering dressage happens to take years of training, for both horse and rider.
It's roots are deep and rich in our history.

 

[blobfish]

Mastering dressage happens to take years of training, for both horse and rider.
It's roots are deep and rich in our history.

Yeah, but it's boring. Sure, it takes a lot of practice, but so does basket weaving.

 

[coachdb18]

Skeet flying... a combination of ski flying and skeet shooting. Get a dude to fly down the jump and yell 'PULL'!

 

[Riles]

Yeah, but it's boring. Sure, it takes a lot of practice, but so does basket weaving.

I could and would express the same sentiments over sports like hockey...football...tennis...GOLF. Ugh. Olympic or not, if it doesn't tickle your fancy, don't watch it.

 

[oggbashan]

In 2004, Literotica's Authors' Hangout members wrote a less than serious chain story about the Olympics.

My contribution was Rowing.

If the Olympics were to be more like the Literotica Olympics? They might be more enjoyable for spectators and participants.

 

[blobfish]

I could and would express the same sentiments over sports like hockey...football...tennis...GOLF. Ugh. Olympic or not, if it doesn't tickle your fancy, don't watch it.

That's true. Golf is especially boring. Do you train horses or something?

 

[Liar]

Mastering dressage happens to take years of training, for both horse and rider.
It's roots are deep and rich in our history.

Does the horse get a medal?

 

[oggbashan]

Does the horse get a medal?

We can't discuss what the horse gets.

It breaches Literotica's rules.

 

[Peregrinator]

Mastering dressage happens to take years of training, for both horse and rider.
It's roots are deep and rich in our history.

^^^Canadian.

Let's list other things with roots which are deep and rich in Canadian history.

 

[blobfish]

^^^Canadian.

Let's list other things with roots which are deep and rich in Canadian history.

Tim Horton's. That's pretty much it.

 

[coachdb18]

Does the horse get a medal?

Yea, we'll name the horse 'John Kerry', so he can kick it over the fence.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Mastering dressage happens to take years of training, for both horse and rider.
It's roots are deep and rich in our history.

Has Blob put his pseudopod in it again?

 

[fair_warning]

Synchronised swimming.
It is beyond boring - it is plain fucking pointless.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Cue KAH, for the defense.

 

[JackLuis]

Does the horse get a medal?

The horse is the only amature left.

 

[run_silent]

Synchronized swimming. Not is it just like ballroom dancing but most of it is underwater where you can't see it.

 

[KRCummings]

I always thought weightlifting was dumb. It's not a sport, it's lifting heavy shit. Most jobs have that as a requirement.

 

[killallhippies]

Cue KAH, for the defense.

i have no interest in being fucked by a plain.

 

[Licia]

Synchronised swimming.
It is beyond boring - it is plain fucking pointless.

Springboard, high dive and relay blow that shit away, methinks.

 

[killallhippies]

no. it's seriously trampoline.

 

[Licia]

Trampoline makes for sore leg muscles, but well worth the venture.