What is Literotica worth?

CMatthews

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These statistics are incredibly fantastic!

All the employees of Literotica should be commended!

http://www.peekstats.com/www.literotica.com

I may be a lunatic, but I know good people, and
Literotica is a good friend to thousands of souls.

Literotica answered my S.O.S

(Save our Souls)

Now, Praise the Lord, and pass the Condoms!

Nurse, Nurse, where is my medication? You fucking
whores! Get your fucking asses in gear and earn your
paycheck you nasty sluts!

Carolyn
 
Them's some mighty impressive figgers, they is. Thanks for posting, Carolyn. :kiss:
 
Ha! My business website is worth $187.

I don't generate direct revenue from it, though.
 
The Literotica business model is to toss pearls into the city garbage dump and let patrons try and find the pearls. It's of little benefit to talented writers, and no one makes a dime. Plus talented writers drift away to where they get paid, and the dump fills with more trash.
 
QUOTE lbj The Literotica business model is to toss pearls into the city garbage dump and let patrons try and find the pearls.

Yes but when a reader (patron? What, you work for the masters?) finally finds a [size=+2]scourian[/size] pearl he is transported to a state of literary bliss he’s never experienced before. Which makes it all worthwhile…


QUOTE lbj It's of little benefit to talented writers, and no one makes a dime.

Well that’s not exactly true! It ignores the (shhhh!) roy….ties.

And FYI the VALUATION of $2.6 mill U.S. is way low. Recently the palace received an offer from Russian interests of over $100 mill.

jrs esq.

author of:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1allison.jpg
 
QUOTE lbj The Literotica business model is to toss pearls into the city garbage dump and let patrons try and find the pearls.

Yes but when a reader (patron? What, you work for the masters?) finally finds a [size=+2]scourian[/size] pearl he is transported to a state of literary bliss he’s never experienced before. Which makes it all worthwhile…


QUOTE lbj It's of little benefit to talented writers, and no one makes a dime.

Well that’s not exactly true! It ignores the (shhhh!) roy….ties.

And FYI the VALUATION of $2.6 mill U.S. is way low. Recently the palace received an offer from Russian interests of over $100 mill.

jrs esq.

author of:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t82/sarahhh_023/1allison.jpg

Bah! Humbug! You write like an Obama flunkey explaining how starvation helps the war on obesity.
 
QUOTE LBJ Bah! Humbug! You write like an Obama flunkey explaining how starvation helps the war on obesity

Aha! The boss knew you were reading his stories. He's always had a large fanbase up in the northern florida republican hinterlands.

And we've suspected for some time that you've been posting fawning comments on some of his greatest works.

THANKS! you're only one among many but ScouriesWorld loves each and every one of you.

Do you write?

Gabby
 
QUOTE LBJ Bah! Humbug! You write like an Obama flunkey explaining how starvation helps the war on obesity

Aha! The boss knew you were reading his stories. He's always had a large fanbase up in the northern florida republican hinterlands.

And we've suspected for some time that you've been posting fawning comments on some of his greatest works.

THANKS! you're only one among many but ScouriesWorld loves each and every one of you.

Do you write?

Gabby

I only read SR71PLT stories and DGHEAR's stuff. Everything else gives my eyes cooties.
 
If ya don't know there, JB, GHP and scouries are the same person. Gabby is his blow up doll and the brains of the outfit. :rolleyes:
 
6% of the users ("addicts") account for 42% of the visits.

I wonder if we would be counted as addicts. :confused: I mean, I come to this forum sometimes ten times a day. But I come to the site to argue and make jokes and hang out, not to read. Maybe I could be considered addicted to writing smutty stories. :eek:
 
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