What is it with me and Jesus stuff?

[riff]

My massage therapist friend just called and says she has a headache. I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie to take her mind off of her headache.

She wants to see The Last Temptation of Christ. I'm gonna stop by the store and buy some marinated greek olives. She's already got dates. Why would anyone want to eat popcorn while watching this movie?

NOTE: this is not the poor confused woman I met Saturday.

Have a nice night all!

 

[just pet]

Great movie with wonderful music... don't forget the wine, bread and fishes

 

[estevie]

Olives are good...but dates? egads! ICK!!!

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

riff, are you the second coming?

Really, think about it

Biff
Jesus Christ Superstar
The Last Temptaion of Christ
Olives
Dates

If you have a plam tree in your house it is a done deal.

The connections and the similarities are astounding.

Oh, and I have some water I think would make a good cabernet sauvignon, what time can you come by tomorow to lay on some hands?
And can I touch your robe, just in case?

 

[Wiggles]

Oh my, what a scary thought.

I might've perved on J.C.

 

[Dillinger]

Riff came twice tonight? Not bad for an old dude!!!

Speaking of Jesus:

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ."

The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ."

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ."

The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests.

The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

 

[Problem Child]

riff, you obviously have a messiah complex.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Ah, but riff is a complex messiah.
So it all comes clean in the wash.

 

[Dillinger]

A burglar breaks into a house one night and turns on his flashlight to find an expensive stereo. As he approaches it, a voice behind him whispers, "Jesus is watching you."

The startled burglar turns and shines his light on a caged parrot in the corner of the room.

"Was that you?" asks the burglar.

"Yes." answers the parrot. "My name is Moses, how do you do? Squawk!"

Amused at the talking bird, the burglar laughingly asks, "what kind of people name a parrot Moses?"

"Squawk! The same kind of people who name a Rottweiler Jesus."

 

[DevilBoy79]

My massage therapist friend just called and says she has a headache. I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie to take her mind off of her headache.

She wants to see The Last Temptation of Christ. I'm gonna stop by the store and buy some marinated greek olives. She's already got dates. Why would anyone want to eat popcorn while watching this movie?

NOTE: this is not the poor confused woman I met Saturday.

Have a nice night all!

Why in the blue hell wouldyou want to watch something church or god related anyway ewww