What is it with dogs and underwear???

[BlondGirl]

We have had the new puppy a week and a half now. He has settled in and is fully at home. So much so that he raids the laundry for my underwear. Right now, as I am typing, there are 4 pairs of my underwear in the living room floor. I am not talking about my scrungy-holey-"only for when Auntie Flo visits"-underwear. I am talkng about my new and good ones. The ones I would be proud to be wearing if I ended up in the ER having my clothes cut off by my former coworkers.

At this moment, he is laying with his upper half on my underwear chewing on his favorite chew toy. Sometimes he piles them up to sleep on them. What gives??!?!??!!?! This is driving me nuts.

I wanted to add--the pup doesn't appear to be chewing on them, just layign on them. If the other dog plops his big old ass down and happens to land on one of the prized pair, the puppy freaks and jerks it out from under him to move it to a more suitable location.

 

[SilverVeil]

He has good taste maybe ?

 

[WhiteRose]

I wanted to add--the pup doesn't appear to be chewing on them, just layign on them. If the other dog plops his big old ass down and happens to land on one of the prized pair, the puppy freaks and jerks it out from under him to move it to a more suitable location.

Makes you wonder what the previous owner gave him to sleep on. Or it could (not to be odd, but) remind him of his mom's smell.

I've had several dogs, but none of them got into my laundry basket, although I did have a golden retriever that snacked out of the kitty litterbox ewww

 

[Jersey Citizen]

Me too

I'm such a dog . . .

 

[Cherry]

HAHAHA!

That just reminded me of what my dog did last summer ...

I was taking a shower, left my clothes on the floor in the bathroom. After the shower, when putting my clothes in the hamper, I couldn't find my panties ... wasn't too concerned, just thought maybe I wasn't wearing any. UNTIL ....

Had a call from my next door neighbor, who was having a pool party ... she called to tell me that my pup was greeting everyone, sitting up pretty, extending her paw to shake ... with my panties in her mouth!

GOD! I wish she would stop pretending to be me!

 

[lobito]

He has good taste maybe ?

Perhaps you meant, SHE has good taste?

hehehehe


Lo

 

[Simply Me]

I don't know what it is, but I lost some very good panties to my dogs. They didn't just lay on them, they chewed the crotch out of them. I have some sick puppies!

 

[BlondGirl]

I thought you folks might enjoy seeing a pic of the underwear-stealing pup, so I put him up as my AV.

This morning, he stole a pair of my hole-y undies out of the trash and put them on top of a water bug he had murdered. My son thought it was hilarious when they were picked up to find the secret treasure.

Cherry, I laughed my ass off at your story. That was great. Makes me feel mucho better about the badness of my dogs!

 

[Guest]

That's so funny! My dog chewed up two of my ex's thongs when she used to do laundry at my house. She's also chewed up a pair of mine too! Just gotta keep them out of her reach!

 

[Rubyfruit]

My dog likes anything that smells like any member of the family. Shoes, socks, panties, bras, shirts, you name it, she carries it around in her mouth.

Your thread title reminded me of a time years ago when I was trying to breed my female. When she was "in season," I would put a pair of my husband's underware with a pad in the crotch on her so she didn't bleed on the carpet. She looked pretty darn funny. Oh, I cut a hole in the ass of the undies for her tail to stick out. LOL