What is it about working out that gets me horny?

[riff]

Honest to god. I go to the Y and pump some iron, sit in the steambath, get dressed, come to school, talk to the idiot chancellor in the parking lot, and I am walking around with half a hard-on.

I could fuck like a jack-hammer right now, but I gotta look at protocol stacks. Damn.... every layer depends on the services of the layer beneath it. I want your physical layer... The plug is male, the jack is female....

I want to sniff your panties... I mean.. packets.

Gimme a break! I am trying to sublimate here!

Yes, I've jerked off in the office before. But not at 7:15AM! heh!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Mixing the workout with that hot OSI model can be dangerous you know

 

[TN_Vixen]

Yes, I've jerked off in the office before. But not at 7:15AM! heh!

so, maybe you should try it? And, what exactly IS fucking like a jack-hammer? hehehe

 

[seXieleXie]

it's all endorphines baby. i get the same way

 

[Starblayde]

Re: Re: What is it about working out that gets me horny?

so, maybe you should try it? And, what exactly IS fucking like a jack-hammer? hehehe

whatever it is, i'm sure you need earplugs

 

[riff]

Damnit! The fucking associate is here. The guy is..... worse than square- he talks.

To fuck like a jack-hammer? Hard, fast, and relentlessly.... relentlessly.... hammer... hammer....

Sabbathstorm- The Open Systems Interconnect reference model can very easily be applied to sex. In fact, it gives me an interesting idea. Through the day I will ponder this and see what I can come up with.

I wonder if asking my students to do this for me would be pushing too far (as in "inappropriate")? It's a pity, but it would be (seriously) an excellent exercise for me to use to gauge their understanding.

 

[Wiggles]

I'm convinced you're all trying to get me to go to the gym.

I won't do it! Never!

 

[riff]

it's all endorphines baby. i get the same way

I'm wearing boxers beneath heavy khakis too. When I move... ah... heh

 

[La Principessa]

Yes, I've jerked off in the office before. But not at 7:15AM! heh!

OMG! You must be the first man in American to EVER do that!!!

Well, I would have to say that you need to ahem....hit while the "iron" is hot....(or is that while the "iron" is hard?).....anyhow....let me know if you need any help......

lol

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Re: What is it about working out that gets me horny?

whatever it is, i'm sure you need earplugs

hey, I'll don the earplugs if it's all about relentless fucking.

 

[seXieleXie]

that's the second most important reason to take a shower after you work out. the first reason is to wash the sweat off, the second is to take care of other needs that may have... ahem... arisen

 

[TN_Vixen]

oh god.. don't wash the sweat off

come to me all sweaty and dripping and musky... mmmmmMmm.. makes me lick my lips thinking about it.

 

[riff]

No way I am gonna jerk off in the shower at the Y. Do you realize what kind of perverts got there? heh

 

[La Principessa]

No way I am gonna jerk off in the shower at the Y. Do you realize what kind of perverts got there? heh

If you don't then you'll just have to keep a stiff upper.......nevermind......

 

[riff]

Re: oh god.. don't wash the sweat off

come to me all sweaty and dripping and musky... mmmmmMmm.. makes me lick my lips thinking about it.

now that just about does it. I am playing pocket pool here!

Yes, sweaty, musky, dripping, oozing sex. SEX! SEX! I want body fluids everywhere... sweat, sex, semen, musk.... fog up the windows fucking and sexing....

And very nasty talk. That's where my head it at. My hand too....

 

[riff]

If you don't then you'll just have to keep a stiff upper.......nevermind......

A stiff upper-riff? Oh, sit on my face!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: oh god.. don't wash the sweat off

now that just about does it. I am playing pocket pool here!

Yes, sweaty, musky, dripping, oozing sex. SEX! SEX! I want body fluids everywhere... sweat, sex, semen, musk.... fog up the windows fucking and sexing....

And very nasty talk. That's where my head it at. My hand too....

what? (innocent look) you mean you're actually fondling yourself BEFORE 8AM? what a novelty. (smirk)

 

[La Principessa]

ooh, say that ten times fast!

A stiff upper-riff? Oh, sit on my face!

Now how in the world could I refuse an offer so subtle as THAT!!!