What is it about a friar?

Take my advice and don't jitterbug with any of them. Those rope belts with knots hurt and not in a good way.
 
Even genocidal slavemaster flagellant friars can become saints. If they conquer California, anyway.
 
Historically mendicant Friars had to live by donations from the public. The medieval jokes about them were the equivalent of the travelling salesmen jokes.

They were everywhere and rarely went to bed alone - one definition of 'charity begins at home'!
 
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