what is a sexier word for peehole?

[metal_minx]

i just got a complaint during cyber that peehole wasnt sexy. i agree but what else should i call it if i want to say "i tease the peehole with the tip of my tongue"

help me out guys!

'-)

 

[Lasz]

Cum Hole?

 

[metal_minx]

Cum Hole?

hmm maybe a bit better at least its directed toward the right substance i want coming out

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I think my cyber partners generally just refer to it as the opening, or the slit.

And anybody who wants to be picky about what you call it when your tongue is there needs his head examined.

 

[metal_minx]

I think my cyber partners generally just refer to it as the opening, or the slit.

And anybody who wants to be picky about what you call it when your tongue is there needs his head examined.

opening...thats good enough for me

lol i agree...he should be so lucky to feel my tongue against his peeh- um his opening

 

[phrodeau]

Come to think about it, the word "tongue" isn't all that sexy.

But what would be the alternative?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

opening...thats good enough for me

lol i agree...he should be so lucky to feel my tongue against his peeh- um his opening

No, I should be so lucky, because I'd truly appreciate it while he is a moron.

 

[perks]

Come to think about it, the word "tongue" isn't all that sexy.

But what would be the alternative?

licky muscle

 

[metal_minx]

Come to think about it, the word "tongue" isn't all that sexy.

But what would be the alternative?

tongue is good for me i guess...at least it doesnt involve urine

 

[metal_minx]

No, I should be so lucky, because I'd truly appreciate it while he is a moron.

*flicks licky muscle against irish's opening*

 

[patient1]

"Volcanic vent"?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

*flicks licky muscle against irish's opening*

I find nothing wrong with the word tongue (beyond the fact that half the women I cyber can't seem to spell it)...and damn that feels good no matter what you call it or call where you flicked it.

 

[metal_minx]

the only problem with the word 'opening'...there are a few openings on the human body

 

[metal_minx]

I find nothing wrong with the word tongue (beyond the fact that half the women I cyber can't seem to spell it)...and damn that feels good no matter what you call it or call where you flicked it.

*flicks tongue against irish...anywhere he wants*

 

[IrishWolfhound]

the only problem with the word 'opening'...there are a few openings on the human body

And I'd be more than happy to have you flick your tongue against any one of them.

 

[EX-Member]

How about....

....Dick Slit?

 

[metal_minx]

And I'd be more than happy to have you flick your tongue against any one of them.

look up hehe

 

[metal_minx]

Re: How about....

....Dick Slit?

i think i've said that a few times....i might have been yelling it at someone though

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: How about....

i think i've said that a few times....i might have been yelling it at someone though

No no no...that's Dick head!!!!

 

[metal_minx]

Re: Re: Re: How about....

No no no...that's Dick head!!!!

lol that too but i like to be creative when i insult someone

 

[phrodeau]

"Licky muscle"? Maybe if you're under 10.

For the pee hole, "meatus" is accurate, and so is "eye". But "cum-slot" might be the best alternative under the circumstances.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

"Licky muscle"? Maybe if you're under 10.

For the pee hole, "meatus" is accurate, and so is "eye". But "cum-slot" might be the best alternative under the circumstances.

I don't know...saying "I licked his eye"...it lacks something.

 

[metal_minx]

I don't know...saying "I licked his eye"...it lacks something.

lol

 

[perks]

I find nothing wrong with the word tongue (beyond the fact that half the women I cyber can't seem to spell it)...and damn that feels good no matter what you call it or call where you flicked it.

one of the many reasons I love you, Mick, that you spell tongue correctly.

 

[Private Vasquez]

external urethral orifice or meatus

If that's not sexy....