What is a cock....really?

[MissTaken]

After having read this post on the topopolis thread, I asked scooter, "What is a cock...really?"

Hmph.

That putrid spittling tumescence, that jutting worm, desperate to stand at puny attention, that sad sack swaying between sun-deprived hairy thighs....

it pains me that I should give it the time of day...

and yet it's my secret obsession.

Every cock is just a silly little meat-leash for a man's soul. [/QUOTE

My thinking was, cock is flesh, nothing more.

So he said, a cock is "The engine of procreation!"

Blahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Then, he said, "My throbbing love piston in your velvet crank case!"

*smirks*

Serious or funny,

what is a cock?

 

[MissTaken]

Thank you, Netzach!

That was an incredible post.

However, scooter feels that as a meat leash to his soul, if you tug too much, you will sever the connection, at least for a bit!

 

[Vixandra]

What is a cock:

Medically speaking its the "delivery system" for sperm into the vagina, which results in procreation. Also is the outlet for the bladder.
Realistically- same as above as well as housing a second, less intelligent brain as the one upstairs. An organ of pleasure or pain, which can be used in love or hate to bring pleasure, pain or both at the same time.
It is a leash, an object of facination by many, the shape of it meaning fertility to our civilization and many others.
Plus something to play with when bored, or so many guys I know tell me.

 

[MissTaken]

Thanks, Vixandra.



Now, my silly guy says the penis is a rather low maintenance philanthropic organ. It is always giving of itself and is pretty much "Wash and wear."

Whereby, the vagina is more like having a Ferrari. High maintenance and always needing tweaking or attention for things going wrong!

I wonder though, if the penis is a wand of procreation, when it no longer can procreate, perhaps it should be left alone?


Bwahhahhhahahahaaa!

And yes, Vix, the male genitals hold a certain fascination for me as well. Perish the thought!

 

[WriterDom]

It's good men have a penis. They are low maintenance. Can you imagine the mess if straight men had vaginas and periods? There would be blood everywhere. Not to mention all the bitching.

 

[MissTaken]

It's good men have a penis. They are low maintenance. Can you imagine the mess if straight men had vaginas and periods? There would be blood everywhere. Not to mention all the bitching.

Haha!



But think of the marketing possibilities.

Dale Earnhardt Jr maxi pads and
Camouflage tampons.

And beer scented douches.

 

[Vixandra]

Haha!



But think of the marketing possibilities.

Dale Earnhardt Jr maxi pads and
Camouflage tampons.

And beer scented douches.

EWW- not sure which is worse- men with periods or the beer scented douches! Think of the possible yeast infections!?!?
And camouflaged tampons? Do they come in desert cami too? LOL

 

[WriterDom]

But we all know if men got periods that we'd have a "no period this month" pill by now.

 

[Limbhugger]

What is a cock?

See picture at left.

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[lovetoread]

Its a tool of pleasure... a lance of desire.... a rod of love....proof of virility....oh gawd stop me. I have read too many romances.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Me thinks that a cock might well be interpreted as a sceptre (fleshly) which Zeus did bestow upon the wiser sex in order that they might rule over the scattered; the childish; the weak---in short; over womanhood.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Me thinks that a cock might well be interpreted as a sceptre (fleshly) which Zeus did bestow upon the wiser sex in order that they might rule over the scattered; the childish; the weak---in short; over womanhood.

And I suppose that is why a woman can fake an orgasm and a male can't? ~venemous smiles~

 

[BlueSugar]

Me thinks that a cock might well be interpreted as a sceptre (fleshly) which Zeus did bestow upon the wiser sex in order that they might rule over the scattered; the childish; the weak---in short; over womanhood.

A vagina gives birth, it stretchs and it loves like a heart, it is warm it is inviting, it has purpose ... it has it own ecosystem ...

wiser sex? heh... "behind every good man ...." is what then? hm?
If you're not thinking with it... you're thinking on its behalf

Heh, what is a penis?

I'll tell you what it is...

It is NOTHING compaired to what women have *wink* no matter how big it is :: raspberries ::

 

[lark sparrow]

Outdoor plumbing.

Perhaps a little crude and outdated, but I hear some people still like it.

 

[MissTaken]

But we all know if men got periods that we'd have a "no period this month" pill by now.

How true!

And pain free child birth.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

How true!

And pain free child birth.

Taken.....(HUGS) long time no see Love. Hope you are doing well.


Do they get to breast feed too?


~Myst~

 

[Limbhugger]

Re: Re: What is a cock....really?

Outdoor plumbing.

Perhaps a little crude and outdated, but I hear some people still like it.

Ouch.

 

[lark sparrow]

Re: Re: Re: What is a cock....really?

Ouch.

Giggles, sorry... don't take that personally. Just a little "inside joke" that I wasn't going to share until rosco begged for it.

 

[WriterDom]

Taken.....(HUGS) long time no see Love. Hope you are doing well.


Do they get to breast feed too?


~Myst~

Well, you know men. Bigger is better. There would be no more A or B cup bras.

 

[Vixandra]

Well, you know men. Bigger is better. There would be no more A or B cup bras.

More then a mouthful's a waste. Seen too many DD cups asking for breast reductions to think otherwise, no matter what guys think, LOL.

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Well, you know men. Bigger is better. There would be no more A or B cup bras.

Yeah, until they had to carry those puppies around for awhile ~laughs~ imagine having a 10 lb pair of balls and walking around all day! It will definately change your perspecticus on the situation.

Just may be a good thing afterall!

~A~

(Nice to see you WD as always)

 

[niteshade]

What is a cock? Well, it's a cheap toy you take out and play with when the mood strikes you... and sometimes you wish the batteries wouldn't run out

 

[MissTaken]

Taken.....(HUGS) long time no see Love. Hope you are doing well.


Do they get to breast feed too?


~Myst~

Hi Mystiq,

It is good to see you as well.

*hugs*



As for breast feeding?

How many men would be willing to wake up every two hours all night and all day?

(I know of a few....a very few)

 

[MissTaken]

What is a cock? Well, it's a cheap toy you take out and play with when the mood strikes you... and sometimes you wish the batteries wouldn't run out

Beer and pizza ought to rejuvenate it , don't you think?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Beer and pizza ought to rejuvenate it , don't you think?

beer/pizza = battery charger ~dies laughing~