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I 'snatched' this off of the link on Pheonix's thread about Tiffany.
It was at the top of the page, like it was some sort of welcome paragraph. :rolleyes:

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What is it with this being a massivly common phenomenon on porn and thumbnail pages? I realize that this is obviously the keywords that bring the page up for search engines, but why is it repeated a gazzillion times?

I don't even get it? Are the people who set up these sites inflicted with Taret's?

I am not sure what the fuck the deal is, but this is more common that pink pussy.

Sad. Does anyone know what I am talking about here?

I don't. Help me out.
 
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Isn't Tiffany Darwish the singer 'Tiffany' of 80's fame who was alone now? When there didn't seem to be anyone around?

What kind porn kick are you on, Petal?

I could hazard a guess that the more times a searched word appears in your page the closer to the top of the list it will be.

Words that appear on my page:

'CootchieBiscuit'
'CharlesNelsonReilly'
'Starfishassdancehotpants'
'bonerbomb'
'newwavesexslave'
and since this is turning into a list - 'freakygurl32'.
 
Repeating lots of keywords boosts rating in some search engines, but actually decreases it in others - it is obviously not in everyone's best interests for some people to try to cheat the system. It is better to put keywords in META tags in the header of the web page, that way everyone knows that they are the keywords.

*runs off to put meta tags on his own web pages*
 
Search engines, bots scouring the web in search of smut, depravity, and.....

eye candy.

how dare I post on your thread? feed us some porn starfish. u know you want to :)

i like vaginas and search them out wherever I can find them. :)
 
Actually, It's been awhile, but sometimes I will scan through stuff at Richard's Realm and there will be pages like this shit. I go there for hot lesbian action and the occcaisional anal fucking mpeg. I am not one to be hard up for porn. I like erotica. I do like porn, but not like I like erotic art and writings.

I bet that my read list would go for a fair price. Ha ha... Don't even ask. It is under lock and key.

Funboy, Remember how you got sick after Mardi gras? How could you forget? Well, I have your illness now. It traveled all the way up here and I am not sure why, but it didn't bring your penis with it. :mad:
 
InternationalFunboy said:
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Words that appear on my page:

'CootchieBiscuit'
'CharlesNelsonReilly'
'Starfishassdancehotpants'
'bonerbomb'
'newwavesexslave'
and since this is turning into a list - 'freakygurl32'.


OMG.. LMAO InternationalFunboy.. thanks for putting me on your list. I feel so special now. :D


Starfish I've often wondered this same thing myself. I hope the answer is found.. so I can once again sleep soundly at night ;)
 
PENIS? Did you want one?

It's no secret that I have three fully functional penii.....two like horns in front that I buck with, and one in the back for dancin'.

Sorry to hear you are sick....I've been told that Vicks on the tits helps...take your vitamins, too.

No sweat, Freaksy.... And look at the company you're in. I want to write a TV show called 'CootchieBiscuit and Freakygurl' for the WB...
 
riff said:
Search engines, bots scouring the web in search of smut, depravity, and.....

eye candy.

how dare I post on your thread? feed us some porn starfish. u know you want to :)

i like vaginas and search them out wherever I can find them. :)

I have a vagina.

You are welcome to post where you feel like it. No harm in it.

I don't have any porn to feed you right now. I am sorry. I am gushing blood from my vagina and I have a miserable flu to boot, and even though I am getting old and I should say your grandmother's prayer to get me through without bitching... I don't feel like it because I am moody and pissy.

God! mY fUCKing BAck iS KILLIng ME!

*cough cough*

Oh, okay fine...here is a porn pic.....
 
Obviously an amateurish method of trying to get listed higher on the search engines. Like claude said you want to put keywords in the meta tags near the top of the html source.

Also the Alt argument for Img tags are a good place to put key phrases that enunciate the them of the page. The Alt text isn't displayed unless you leave your mouse over the image, or turn off image viewing for your browser. And why would anyone do that on a porn page? :)

I ran an adult web site for about a year, and search engine hits are highly overrated IMHO. I got more traffic generated from focused adult indexes such as amateur.ranks.com. But it certainly helped. Oh yeah, the title tag is crucial too as it's the first thing the search spider sees.

Don't know if you were looking for a technical overview or not :) The example you provided was an awful way of designing a web page. There is way to much garbage out there.

Zamdrist
 
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