What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

[AriaSilverfyre]

Seriously.. what if that were true?

 

[xMorganx]

I have this bumpersticker on my car...

 

[lobito]

*runs for cover*

 

[Kitte]

I have been asking the very same thing for years...it is a mystery to me...so every day I put my right foot in and take it out just in case!

 

[J.B.]

I'm not tellin' & you can't make me!

 

[AzureAngel]

I have been asking the very same thing for years...it is a mystery to me...so every day I put my right foot in and take it out just in case!

This is one of the more frightening mental images I've had this week.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Please tell me Jailbait.....

 

[SilverVeil]

Seriously.. what if that were true?

Then we are all truly and royally fucked. For we bumble about this planet trying to do good, and be ok with the way things are .... when all we have to do is the Hokey Pokey... we have wasted valuable time and energy on not doing the right thing all this time.

 

[J.B.]

Please tell me Jailbait.....

nuh-uh I'm not tellin'. I heard about what happened to the last person who told. I'm not going to go through that. No. I'm not tellin'. I'm not!

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

nuh-uh I'm not tellin'. I heard about what happened to the last person who told. I'm not going to go through that. No. I'm not tellin'. I'm not!

How about if I ask really nice and promise not to tell?

 

[Kitte]

This is one of the more frightening mental images I've had this week.

gee thanks my feet arent perfect but they are pretty cute...*pout*

 

[LionOfBalance]

Ah, yes. The Hokey Pokey.

Sadly, the Hokey Pokey truly IS what it's all about. And for those of us who do NOT participate in the majesty of the Hokey Pokey, we are doomed to an eternity of living without the spiritual bliss of Hokey Pokey-osity.

Meanwhile, the dark forces of the Macarena are building, attempting to assimilate the lost souls of this planet and turn them into the mindless drones of Los Del Rio. Ah, yes.......and those who gain expert skill in the abysmal horror of the Macarena are doomed to become the Dark Minions of Doom.

ONLY by learning the Hokey Pokey, and mastering it well, can we hope to defeat the evil that IS the Macarena.

And don't even get me STARTED on The Train....

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Easy there sweetheart. It will be ok, I promise. *strokes LionofBalance's hair and kisses his forehead*

 

[LionOfBalance]

*hugs his AriaSilverfyre tightly and kisses her shoulder*

But, sweetheart........the Macarena is SCARY.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

I know my love. It is a very frightening and EVIL thing. We must get everyone together to fight it. *wink*