What if instead of "What is your wish?"...

[Yerkiddin]

The djinn were to ask, "What is your hottest fantasy?"?

That question came to mind just now, and one of the voices in my head suggested, "For my wife to be aroused at the idea of tasting other women while kissing or blowing me." Considering that for 2 or 3 second got me an erection. (Those aren't always nearly that quick at my age and lack-of-fitness!)

 

[jburton042]

"For my wife to be aroused at the idea of tasting other women while kissing or blowing me."

Remember djinn tend to take wishes they grant literally in a way you might not expect. Your wish could see you transformed into a futa!

 

[Yerkiddin]

Remember djinn tend to take wishes they grant literally in a way you might not expect. Your wish could see you transformed into a futa!

Sadly, I do not know what a "futa" is.

If asked by a djinn what my wish would be, the answer would likely be, "For my intentions at this moment to be realized."

 

[Zionisacat]

If asked by a djinn what my wish would be, the answer would likely be, "For my intentions at this moment to be realized."

As longs as the story ends with :
I stumbled across a djinn and all I got was this shrunken skull key chain. What I really asked for was a little head.
Then I'm good.

 

[Hypoxia]

[oops]

 

[Hypoxia]

Messing with full-power djinns always goes bad. Best to employ a low-power student djinn who can't fuck-over the human *too* much. You don't want to end up with (or as) a 12-inch pianist.

 

[DragonCat91]

Sadly, I do not know what a "futa" is.

A futa, short for futanari, is a girl with male genitalia. Both boobs and dick. It's a Japanese term.

 

[Carnevil9]

Basically, you are suggesting an erotic version of the classic "Monkey's Paw" or "be careful what you wish for" trope. Great idea, and I don't think I've seen it done here. Or anywhere, for that matter.

 

[Hypoxia]

Basically, you are suggesting an erotic version of the classic "Monkey's Paw" or "be careful what you wish for" trope. Great idea, and I don't think I've seen it done here. Or anywhere, for that matter.

As usual, it could be played as drama, comedy, tragedy, whatever.

* Drama: all granted wishes are only marginally obtainable, with effort
* Comedy: dumb-ass djinn keeps making funny mistakes with fulfillment
* Tragedy: literal djinn pulls a Monkey's Paw on the doomed supplicant
* Perversity: nasty djinn perverts the wishes into incest, GM, BDSM, etc
* Scooby-Doo: the supplicant ends up chasing fantasies all over the place

Something I suggested awhile back: An evil lab has produced synthetic djinns and scattered their bottles worldwide. Numerous naive suckers find the bottles, make their wishes / realize their fantasies, and society collapses.

 

[Carnevil9]

I like my djinn with tonic.

 

[Hypoxia]

I like my djinn with tonic.

In DC that would be djinn and potomic, hey?

Political-sexual fantasy: Some gov't operative (obviously not the POTUS) strolling the Potomac shore finds the djinn's magic lamp and is granted (for better or worse) wild political-sexual favors. Hilarity ensues.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I'll never learn all of these sex things. I have no idea what a djinn or futa is and probably don't need to know.
I've spent my life trying to please my husband, his friends, and total strangers.
After we joined this Lit place I realize I have many things I haven't done and don't care to try.

I only wish I was 21 again and as free as I am now.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'll never learn all of these sex things. I have no idea what a djinn or futa is and probably don't need to know.

The 'djinn' of mideast lore, often rendered as 'genie', is the wish-granting spirit inside a magic lamp. 'Futa' (for futanari) is a Japanese hentai character type, a dickgirl. Are these need-to-know items? On LIT, sure!

 

[Carnevil9]

In DC that would be djinn and potomic, hey?

Be careful with that. You don't want to catch potomac poisoning.

Political-sexual fantasy: Some gov't operative (obviously not the POTUS) strolling the Potomac shore finds the djinn's magic lamp and is granted (for better or worse) wild political-sexual favors. Hilarity ensues.

EEK! For a minute there, I thought you said HILLARY ensues!!