What if I find John Boehner looking through my windows at night?

[Mike_Yates]

What is I find former speaker of the house John Boehner looking through the windows of my house late at night with a flashlight?

 

[rimmy]

I hear he's banging Heathyr Hoffman.

 

[Yardley]

Tell him that the nation, both from the left and the right, thanks him for quitting. Offer him a tissue. He will probably cry.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard he is a lizard person.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3f/3f5fd4b4f272534b7085b25595237150d19e75b426de13a4c2c2c7f596bb02dc.jpg

 

[Mayberrygirl]

He does resemble a reptilian creature. Btw..I would call Pope F. and ask if I could hide under his skirts too...and if that did not work...poke the fucker with a sharp stick...in his eye..bound to make him cry... Ughhh..

 

[Monkey_Face]

Just be thankful that he isn't hiding in the back seat of your car as Joe Biden drives behind you, turning on his high beams to keep Boehner at bay and Michelle Bachmanne's rusted hook dangles impotently from your passenger's side door.

 

[Everest]

What is I find former speaker of the house John Boehner looking through the windows of my house late at night with a flashlight?

Simple. Increase your meds. He will go away.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Not having him peeking in would be a no-Boehner.