Mike_Yates
Literotica's Anti-Hero
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I can't tell you what I wouldn't do to have a plaster mold of Heathyr Hoffman's vagina and/or butthole.
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"Vagina" and "butthole?"
What are you, twelve? And why the ever-living fuck do you have a fantasy about obtaining a plastic replica? As long as you're simply fantasizing, why the hell aren't you fantasizing about having access to the actual orifices that are the object of your sophomoric fantasy?
You have to know there is something deeply wrong with you, right?
I can't tell you what I wouldn't do to have a plaster mold of Heathyr Hoffman's vagina and/or butthole.
"Where she's been?"Considering where she's been, would you really want access to the real thing?
Here is some great insight into her level of sexual promiscuity.
http://113.imagebam.com/download/-UmDWAQnZ_KPLZ3sQZ-vDQ/43588/435878631/Vegas42.jpg
According to her fetlife profile (which has since been deleted) here is a list of all of the kinks and fetishes she's into.
*Cum for me, princess
*Anal sex
*Armbinders
*Ass play
*Beautiful eyes
*Begging
*Begging to orgasm
*Being a princess
*Being a sexual being
*Being a slut
*Being bitten, scratched, and bruised
*Being called a slut by someone who I adore
*Being fucked with a hand on my throat and threats whispered into my ear
*Being scared of you, in a good way
*Being told cum for me slut
*Being told I'm a good girl
*Being told I'm a beautiful princess but getting fucked like a dirty little whore
*Being whispered to during rough sex
*Belt whippings
*Bite marks
*Biting
*Bondage
*Bound and teased
*Breast/Nipple play
*Bruises
*Candle wax
*Chakra energy play
*Claws
*Corsets
*d/s
*Dildos
*Energy play
*Energy work
*Finger fucking
*Fingernails gently across my bare skin
*Flogging
*Geeks, hair pulling
*Handcuffs
*I know you can take it, beautiful
*I wanna fucking tear you apart
*Intelligence
*Knife play
*Knives
*Leather cuffs
*Leaving marks
*Making pain beautiful
*Multiple orgasms
*Neck biting
*Needle play
*Orgasm control
*Piercings
*Pussy spanking
*Rope bondage
*Rough sex
*Sacred sexuality
*Sacred whore
*Scratching
*Sensation play
*Sensual domination
*Sensual play
*Sex magick
*Spanking
*Spiritual BSDM
*Spiritual submission
*Spreader bars
*Squirting
*Strap-ons
*Strong, confident submissives and slaves who know they are worthless, unworthy, trash, worms, or any of that other stroke fodder nonsense
*Subspace
*Talking dirty
*Thinking I am too cute to punish
*Touchless orgasms
*Vampires
*Vampirism
*Verbal humiliation and degradation
*Vibrators
*Waking daddy up by grinding my ass against his cock so he'll wake up and take what belongs to him
*Breast bondage
*Chains, co-domination
*Co-topping
*Collar and lead/leash
*Corset piercing
*Cutting
*Edge play
*Leather restraints
*Sensory Deprivation
*Shibari
*Single tail whips
*Vampire gloves
*Whips
Again, this gives us no "insight" him to her level of promiscuity.. kink and promiscuity ate not the same thing.
You need a book on sex education and competant therapy. At some point, you might meet some girl desparate enough to overlook your obvious insanity and you will be ill prepared to deal with her sexuality.