What I want for Christmas...

[Dirty Slut]

I thought that we could put down here those silly, impossible things that we really want for Xmas, like World Peace.

I'll start it out by saying that what I want for Christmas is the perfect literotica site. One where the owner of a story can go and look at what each person's screen name really voted on their story, and be able to inquire why they voted that way when they said they voted another way. See, this is an impossible wish. Now your turns.

DS

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I thought that we could put down here those silly, impossible things that we really want for Xmas, like World Peace.

I'll start it out by saying that what I want for Christmas is the perfect literotica site. One where the owner of a story can go and look at what each person's screen name really voted on their story, and be able to inquire why they voted that way when they said they voted another way. See, this is an impossible wish. Now your turns.

DS

Not sure I have an impossible dream. I can say having you back and posting is a pretty neato present for a lot of us.

Merry Christmas

 

[Belegon]

A sportswriting job. Since I am too old to play the game and get paid, this is my new dream. Or sports radio, get paid to argue about who should win MVP, etc.

The porn job is just a hobby *grin*

 

[Dirty Slut]

I stopped posting for two reasons really. One was because of all the back stabbing at the ratings wall, and the other was to spit out an 8 lb. 4 oz. bundle of piss, and vinegar tainted doodle making joy from my womb. We named it Joey.

DS

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I stopped posting for two reasons really. One was because of all the back stabbing at the ratings wall, and the other was to spit out an 8 lb. 4 oz. bundle of piss, and vinegar tainted doodle making joy from my womb. We named it Joey.

DS

Grats!!!!!

I didn't know

*HUGS*

 

[Belegon]

I stopped posting for two reasons really. One was because of all the back stabbing at the ratings wall, and the other was to spit out an 8 lb. 4 oz. bundle of piss, and vinegar tainted doodle making joy from my womb. We named it Joey.

DS

Kids. Believe it or not they are worth every little bit of it...Take it from the He-man that spent Sunday with daddy's little girl at the ballet...

 

[rydia57]

I want every guy on my lust list to give me three hours of good sex until Christmas eve, when they'll all walk around my apartment in nothing but thongs and prepare Christmas desserts for me! It'll never happen I want it too much....lol

 

[Liar]

I want every guy on my lust list to give me three hours of good sex until Christmas eve, when they'll all walk around my apartment in nothing but thongs and prepare Christmas desserts for me! It'll never happen I want it too much....lol

three days to Christmas Eve. Thatäs approx. 72 hours. That means 24 guys if you give them three hours each, and skip sleep. You only have 24 guys on your to-do list?




Me on the other hand would settle for one night with my insanely hot neighbor.

But she is attached. And lesbian. So I think not.

#L

 

[TheEarl]

My Lady back. Now there's an impossible wish .

Seriously speaking - I'd settle for peace of mind. Also for a piece of that peace of mind to go to an online friend of mine who's in worse shape than I am.

Good luck to us all.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

I want a kiss -- that I didn't instigage, either -- from the one who inspires my poetry.

Oh, and world peace, too.

 

[dreampilot79]

I want every guy on my lust list to give me three hours of good sex until Christmas eve, when they'll all walk around my apartment in nothing but thongs and prepare Christmas desserts for me! It'll never happen I want it too much....lol

Damn all I want is to be on somebody's lust list...lol

 

[cantdog]

nothing but thongs

Thongs

 

[Kassiana]

Oh, my...so many things.

I'd like to go back in my life about 19 or so years and prevent myself from becoming a fundamentalist Christian. How's that? That'd be good.

Or I could go back 11 years and try to persuade myself to actually have sex with the guy who inspired my first ever masturbation session.

Hm. Pastabilities.

 

[NoJo]

I don't mind what I get, as long as it's wrapped in good, strong adhesive tape.

 

[Dirty Slut]

I don't mind what I get, as long as it's wrapped in good, strong adhesive tape.

Talk about impossible wishes. LOL

Ds

 

[impressive]

Re: nothing but thongs

Thongs

Have thongs. Will travel.

(You want 'em for yourself? Or worn on others?)

 

[matriarch]

She.

 

[Guest]

What I want for Christmas is very simple: for my kids to have a wonderful day. Nothing else matters to me, not on Christmas Day anyway.

I want them to smile and laugh all day, and I'm gonna, too!

Lou (for my girls, C & G)

 

[rydia57]

three days to Christmas Eve. Thatäs approx. 72 hours. That means 24 guys if you give them three hours each, and skip sleep. You only have 24 guys on your to-do list?




Me on the other hand would settle for one night with my insanely hot neighbor.

But she is attached. And lesbian. So I think not.

#L

I have 15 guys on my lust list. You know when you're lusting after someone you can't tell them, they act... differently towards you, tend to stare, trying to figure why you'd want to tie them up fondle them all over let them go so they can f.... your brains out...lol... but they act different.

 

[cloudy]

I want to go back in time almost eleven years, and bitchslap myself before I married the fuckhead I'm married to now.

 

[rikaaim]

My impossible dream, so it seems. For everyone one of my female friends here to find true happiness, be it with someone or alone. My heart breaks to hear how badly some of you get treated. I wish only the best for everyone of you. If you could see the near tears in my eyes, you'd know I meant it. I'm so sorry. Words cannot describe the intent of my heart or the purity for which it speaks. I don't feel anger towards the haters any more. Towards the ones who hurt. Only sorrow that they are misserable. Too long I hated them myslef and wanted to reap justice upon them. Then I began to become them and hurt the ones that I loved. There are too few kind people and I refuse to let the hatred win. My heart wants to take the wounded from these people and shelter them. Protect them. Show them the world as it is. As it should be. If I could show that world, the one that does exist, then my Christmas would be joyous indeed. My words mean nothing if I say kind people are really out there. Someone does care, so instead I show it. I am the kind person to the very end. I do care. Deeply.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I thought that we could put down here those silly, impossible things that we really want for Xmas, like World Peace.

I'll start it out by saying that what I want for Christmas is the perfect literotica site. One where the owner of a story can go and look at what each person's screen name really voted on their story, and be able to inquire why they voted that way when they said they voted another way. See, this is an impossible wish. Now your turns.

DS

I'd settle for a W or E on one of my Lit stories.

And Dirty Slut, congrats on the little Joey. I'm told baby kangaroos can be a challenge if you don't have a pouch for them to hide in. I'm proud of you.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[alyxen]

What I want for Christmas:

1. To finish before Christmas the project I am working on now

2. For the goose to be truly happy in the upcoming year (sooner the better).

3. To be able to adequately and appropriately deal with the upcoming year of personal change (preferably without injuring any relatives )

And to top off the wish list:

Pics of Lucky and Vella's visit together..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What I want, or should I say who I want is going to have to wait a month, then we'll have our own Christmas and New Year's together.

 

[alyxen]

What I want, or should I say who I want is going to have to wait a month, then we'll have our own Christmas and New Year's together.

Hmmmm...not sure I'll be able to get time off and tickets for next month....