What I REALLY need right now....

[MissTaken]

A grand piano and the music score to Carole King's "Tapestry."



Ha! I bet ya thought I was going to say hugs or sex.

Nope.

Just me and my voice and 88 little black and white keys will do, thanks!



What do you most need?

Right now.
At this very moment.

 

[Problem Child]

To get my cock wet and pull somebody's blonde hair.

 

[zipman]

I need to be serenaded by a beautiful, warm, compassionate woman who knows the words to Carole King's "Tapestry."

 

[ExLimey]

Headache relief

 

[Kitte]

I need to be spanked...and hard... Then bent over and fucked up the ass feeling his balls slapping against me, his hands in my hair, no words just a low growl as he takes me... thrusting harder and harder until I beg him to come in my ass.

Or maybe I just need some chocolate.

 

[zipman]

I need to be spanked...and hard... Then bent over and fucked up the ass feeling his balls slapping against me, his hands in my hair, no words just a low growl as he takes me... thrusting harder and harder until I beg him to come in my ass.

Or maybe I just need some chocolate.

Fuck getting serenaded, and fuck Carole King, I want some of that hot spanking action!!

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

Yeah, the music would be nice and all, but...

I think I'd really rather she were down on her knees, between my legs, sucking my cock, looking up at me with those big green doe eyes, imploring, "am I a good girl?" And I'd hold the back of her head, and thrust my hips slightly forward and say, "yeah, baby. You're my good girl. You're such a good little cocksucker."

Or maybe a nap.

 

[MissTaken]

Pervs!

You are all just perverts!





Has anybody ever had sex on a piano?

(The bar scene from Pretty Woman comes to mind.)

 

[Saint Peter]

Pervs!

You are all just perverts!





Has anybody ever had sex on a piano?

(The bar scene from Pretty Woman comes to mind.)

No but once I got crabs on my organ.

 

[Lancecastor]

Has anybody ever had sex on a piano?

There has been a fair bit on my organ...

 

[intrigued]

Nope, never made love on a paino, but I sure would love to be a torch singer, and sit atop one, singing so seductively and sliding all over that shiny, sleek surface....and.......

All I want is to look into his eyes, and touch him.

 

[Kitte]

Ok so I am a perv...I admit it... but what do I really need right now.... that is between me and well...me.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I need to be spanked...and hard... Then bent over and fucked up the ass feeling his balls slapping against me, his hands in my hair, no words just a low growl as he takes me... thrusting harder and harder until I beg him to come in my ass.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

 

[kidthor]

Nope, never made love on a paino, but I sure would love to be a torch singer, and sit atop one, singing so seductively and sliding all over that shiny, sleek surface....and.......
...

...That would be so sexy... ...

 

[kotori]

Nope, never made love on a paino, but I sure would love to be a torch singer, and sit atop one, singing so seductively and sliding all over that shiny, sleek surface....and.......

The Fabulous Baker Boys, Beau and Jeff Bridges and Michele Pfiffer, 1989.

 

[Agent99]

Has anybody ever had sex on a piano?

Yes.

One time. At band camp.

(Hey, he was upright)

 

[Lancecastor]

(Hey, he was upright)

Better an upright than a player....or a baby grand.

There's a Young Chang joke in there somewhere, too....

 

[Trail48]

Nope, never made love on a paino, but I sure would love to be a torch singer, and sit atop one, singing so seductively and sliding all over that shiny, sleek surface....and.......

All I want is to look into his eyes, and touch him.

Imagine him there enjoying you, just waiting till the set was over, then, a slow dance and some soft words......

 

[Agent99]

So true, Lance.

I don't mean to harp on it, but he was pretty good at tickling my ivory. He struck just the right chord every time he laid the hammer down.

 

[MissTaken]

Nope, never made love on a paino, but I sure would love to be a torch singer, and sit atop one, singing so seductively and sliding all over that shiny, sleek surface....and.......

All I want is to look into his eyes, and touch him.

Hmmm a resounding "Ditto" to that post.

Just to see him and smile while singing something like

"Someone to Watch Over Me."

 

[MissTaken]

So true, Lance.

I don't mean to harp on it, but he was pretty good at tickling my ivory. He struck just the right chord every time he laid the hammer down.

I am getting all keyed up just thinking about your experience!

 

[Lancecastor]

So true, Lance.

I don't mean to harp on it, but he was pretty good at tickling my ivory. He struck just the right chord every time he laid the hammer down.

As long as his chord was major and not minor, who could blame you for uging him to modulate your sustain as you became his sounding board?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmmmmm I ...

think it is time I take up the piano again. Anybody willing to give lessons?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Agent99]

He was a virtuoso. He hit no discordant notes and lasted longer than a minuet.