What I *dislike* in a story

[OKC]

This stuff will make me click back right away...

1. Rape stories. Rape is not sexual, or even erotic. It is vicious and sick.
2. stories that are too short. "Me and my wife went to a party. The next you know, she was..."
3. Silly-sounding words for sex acts or body parts: Quim, arse, bum, peter, meat, sausage, beef curtains, love box, diddle, etc.
4. Characters who say stupid things: "Oh, yes, make me cuuummmmmmm!"

Anyone else want to suggest story dislikes?

 

[peterpan]

OOOOOOH! can I be opinionated?

1. lack of personality.
2. stories with no plot, just the mechanics.
3. Real life settings.
4. stories that sound like crimes awaiting some blokey encouragement.. especially alongside lack of personality, no plot (just the mechanics) and a real life setting.