Betticus
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Aight! The Betticus went to a party for New Years down here at the biggest club in the Las C. Being the Betticus I decided to pimp out the new pimpsuit. Gotta break in the shoes a little anyway. So I got the little blonde Heineken girl wanting to go with me but alas, she has nothing to wear. I have the solution for this problem. There is a new stripper store in town so we go and I pick out her outfit for the evening. You know it's going to be a schoolgirl outfit right? Of course it is. So we get ready for the evening and roll to the club, we pick up my boy Darren on the way. I must have gotten the wrong memo because I'm the only one in town with a cool pimp suit. Bright blue with leopard trim and a black fur hat. Six inch platforms. you know I'm fly bitchez! It's okay, I am more than pimp enough to pull this off. We go to the door and it's instant smiles from everone that lays eyes on the supa pimpness and the schoolgirl. Hell yeah, center of attention just like I like it. I hit up the bar and begin to fill the tank with liquid pimp. I'm feeling good. I see some peeps that I know so I glide over and see what's up. Some guy with a mic up on stage in this particular area of the club has to give me props so now if anyone hasn't seen me before they have now! The girls are nuts for the fly pimpsuited Bettici. I have girlies rubbin up on me and dancing with me all damn night. I got felt up a lot too. I wasn't complaining. I roll through the clubs, the hip hop, eighties, karaoke and the cowboy club, all under one roof got it! The only mens room is at the far side of the cowboy club but those people love the Betticus too. I think I macked on every chick in the club, girls were having their pics taken with me too. I ran into another guy I know and his hot ass wife and she's cool so we end up dancing then they announce midnite is only five minutes away. So I go and get my blonde schoolgirl from where she's hanging out with her friends and get my midnite new years smooch. Then I intro her to my buddy and his wife. They both bi by the way so we head to the hip hop club and dance, we get the girls up in one of the go go cages and they are dirty dancing like they are doing a rap video. Then this tall, gorgeous black girl comes over and asks if she can get up too. Hell yeah baby, the three girls are all dancing very sexy up in the cage. Betticus is happy, betticus can dance in platform shoes. Everyone is having a blast. Some chick starts dirty dancing with me and I'm not complaining, her friend joins and they make the Betticus the creamy blue middle in their sexy booty shaking oreo. I'm surrounded by chicks so I'm in my element. I'm like a pimp in a sea of fine bitches. The club closes and we roll to a house party. Some guy thinks it's a good idea to try to mack on my schoolgirl. I almost had him crying within five seconds. How was I supposed to know she's been friends with this guy for years. Whatever. He'll learn to live with the trauma with some good therapy someday.
To end the night the girl is mad at me and it's bedtime anyway, we are all beat. Me and Darren had a standby hotel room so we go and pass out there. I get woke up by the maid this morning. Went to work still dizzy. It's all good!
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To end the night the girl is mad at me and it's bedtime anyway, we are all beat. Me and Darren had a standby hotel room so we go and pass out there. I get woke up by the maid this morning. Went to work still dizzy. It's all good!
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