What has your S/O named your breasts or cock?

[Zorber]

I named my wife's tits Barnes and Nobles. She calls my cock Willie

 

[STRC]

I named my wife's tits Barnes and Nobles. She calls my cock Willie

My Cock she calls "Joey" The full name is "Joey Shortonie"....just another Italian dick.......

 

[Joeknoxville]

My wife named it Big John. She named his two buddies Droopy and Bashful.

 

[Dreamer110]

Mine named it George . Hers are 'the girls '.

 

[PTWaters1]

She named mine Fred. I named hers The Wonder Twins

 

[ErickTheRed]

Me and my gf name my cock the boyscout because he is always ready

 

[colophan]

Snuffleupagus, the brown wooly mammoth from sesame street. She says it reminds her off his trunk, I'm not sure if I should be flattered or disturbed.